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Classic Alf Garnet

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Just watched some 'love thy neighbour' :D

 

funny in a pig ignorant sort of way.

 

'whats for tea?'

 

'yams'

 

'cant eat that muck'

 

(eats yam)

 

'mmmm, thats good that. for sambo food'

 

:D

 

shockingly embarrassing, do they make folk like that anymore??

aye

 

 

daft thing is, most of it, like garnett, was taking the piss out of whitey

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Aye, but your PC fluffy bunny rabbit bedwetting tarts can't see that.

 

Just watched a full episode of love thy neighbour.

 

'your OK for a nignog'

 

'shut it honky'

 

:D

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On crime, near the end.

 

Piss all over the floor and ovaltine all over the screen.

'We've been a bit to soft on these...bastards'

 

F?ckin great. Here's the darts one:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffFo2Ymrck

 

I was planning an early night tonight. Youtube has not helped.

 

PS - Ovaltine??!!

Aye, but your PC fluffy bunny rabbit bedwetting tarts can't see that.

 

Just watched a full episode of love thy neighbour.

 

'your OK for a nignog'

 

'shut it honky'

 

:D

 

 

Sounds just like most of the banter between me and my BNP brethren on here

 

The only problem with love thy neighbour was that, thats all it was

 

Open Credits..

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "Sambo"

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "NigNog"

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End of Part one

BEGIN Part Two

White Guy "Sambo"

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "Nig Nog"

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End Credits

 

Not actually the funniset thing on TV was it?

Not actually the funniset thing on TV was it?

 

No, but reasonably funny in it's day.

Sounds just like most of the banter between me and my BNP brethren on here

 

What BNP brethren? Have I missed summat?

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Sounds just like most of the banter between me and my BNP brethren on here

 

The only problem with love thy neighbour was that, thats all it was

 

Open Credits..

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "Sambo"

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "NigNog"

..

.

.

End of Part one

BEGIN Part Two

White Guy "Sambo"

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "Nig Nog"

.

.

.

End Credits

 

Not actually the funniset thing on TV was it?

 

Oh get over yourself for fcuks sake.

 

For various reasons which a bedwetting apologetic fcuktard won't understand or accept - I found it funny; does it make me a Nazi?

Oh get over yourself for fcuks sake.

 

For various reasons which a bedwetting apologetic fcuktard won't understand or accept - I found it funny; does it make me a Nazi?

 

 

Nah still shit.

 

Nothing wrong with Alf Garnett, now that was well written.

 

My fave was Rigsby he was a proper racist and funny as fcuk, just to put shit like love thy neighbour into context .

 

Rossiter he was like a machine gun firing those lines off, not bad, I forgive him for being a scouser.

 

Also Spike Milligan another racist red ginger, but funny as fcuk.

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I thought Rigsby was a dirty greasy pig who looked like a child molester.

I thought Rigsby was a dirty greasy pig who looked like a child molester.

 

 

Yeah thats what made him funny.. Its called comedy you laugh at the idiots.

Sounds just like most of the banter between me and my BNP brethren on here

 

The only problem with love thy neighbour was that, thats all it was

 

Open Credits..

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "Sambo"

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "NigNog"

..

.

.

End of Part one

BEGIN Part Two

White Guy "Sambo"

Black Guy: "Honky"

White Guy "Nig Nog"

.

.

.

End Credits

 

Not actually the funniset thing on TV was it?

 

 

Wrong the only problem with love thy neighbour was that eddie was the lowest of the lows

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he was a united fan :angry:

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Do you want a shovel?

 

Yeah thats what made him funny.. Its called comedy you laugh at the idiots.

 

But you said....

 

Sounds just like most of the banter between me and my BNP brethren on here

 

The only problem with love thy neighbour was that, thats all it was

 

blah blah blah

 

Not actually the funniset thing on TV was it?

 

Make your mind up. Are we laughing at the idiots or just those that you find funny?

Do you want a shovel?

But you said....

Make your mind up. Are we laughing at the idiots or just those that you find funny?

 

 

I'm laughing at the Idiots that I find funny. Reg Varney, Jack Smethurst, Olive and William Fields arent on there.

 

However Spike Milligan, Dave Allen, Steptoes, Rigsby, Bilko, Larry Davids, Blackadder, Peter Kay, Norman Stanley Fletcher, the Trotters (not BWFC, though Nolans performances are getting funnier with each game), Pythons, Peep Show, Ali G, Borat, Brass eye etc etc are all there And I couldnt give two shits if they were NOT PC as long as it were funny.

 

So sorry I still dont find Love thy neighbour funny

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A decent list there.

 

But Monty Python. Na.

 

When I was younger I didnt get it. Now I do, I just dont find it funny. Bit like Viz.

 

I used to think Benny Hill was great as a kid, now I think 'nonce'.

 

The Young Ones, used to piss myself, can't see why now.

 

The Yam/Instant Mash sketch on LTN was beltin though.

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