March 20, 200818 yr the bloke on the left is saying how did starlight fit into such a big body.................
March 20, 200818 yr "What size cup would you like these in sir?" or "I asked for two large jugs of Super Bock"
March 20, 200818 yr "I'm going to neck these then shag another gullible wandererways member" "my own age"
March 20, 200818 yr "Hurry up and take these beers from me: my arms are f?cking killing." Not funny, but pretty much what she actually said.
March 20, 200818 yr "Sporting Lesbian"!!! Just because she won't do you, doesn't make her a lesbian. In fact, it makes her normal!
March 21, 200818 yr by placing the beer on my arms i can keep my hands free for a couple of knuckle shuffles
March 21, 200818 yr by placing the beer on my arms i can keep my hands free for a couple of knuckle shuffles on a similar theme..... starlight meets two invisible dwarves whilst on european tour.