lancaster _white Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 BWFC tradition after the last home match of the season is for the players to do a lap of honour (call it what you will). As long as I can remember, these have been well rewarded, qualifying for Europe twice, survival in the prem, div1 champions, promoted from div 2, even when we were relegated twice from the prem, you could give the lads a round of applause as an at best average team had tried their best all season. This season there should be one after the Sunderland match by rights, but I feel we will be relegated after that match. Will the players come out and applaud the fans after the match? Will there be anyone in the stadium to give a fook? Will fans stay behind to boo and curse the bunch of workshy overpaid primadonnas? Will Gartside and Megson leave the stadium by another exit to avoid the group of fans hungry for their blood? Sure be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YATESY Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 BWFC tradition after the last home match of the season is for the players to do a lap of honour (call it what you will).As long as I can remember, these have been well rewarded, qualifying for Europe twice, survival in the prem, div1 champions, promoted from div 2, even when we were relegated twice from the prem, you could give the lads a round of applause as an at best average team had tried their best all season. This season there should be one after the Sunderland match by rights, but I feel we will be relegated after that match. Will the players come out and applaud the fans after the match? Will there be anyone in the stadium to give a fook? Will fans stay behind to boo and curse the bunch of workshy overpaid primadonnas? Will Gartside and Megson leave the stadium by another exit to avoid the group of fans hungry for their blood? Sure be interesting. We have had a run of seasons when the last game has been at home. With 1 game to go it is an easy get out for giving this seasons lap of 'honour' a miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeDee Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I was thinking about this the other day. I have a feeling that Yatesy may be right. There is certainly no 'honour' this season. They wouldnt be clapped anyway. I think it may just slip under the radar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 If they attempt a lap of dishonour, they should be pelted with bags of piss and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOSE36 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 If they attempt a lap of dishonour, they should be pelted with bags of piss and shit. Like it and quite true.Cant believe how much vengence i would let go if they dare walk round and give us a clap,cheeky bastards. Scott Sellars at wembley v watford, gave everyone the v sign as he walked off after a 2-0 loss i seem to remember. A few of them knobs would get more than the v's off me after sunderland............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted April 7, 2008 Site Supporter Share Posted April 7, 2008 i for one will aplaud them, not for this season , but who knows who will be there next year. jussi ..... ............10 years , a great keeper nolan..................bolton thro and through gardener.............again 10 years could go on campo ,stelios, davis, this year apart these players have given us some great times, it is our hobby/life (depending how fanatical you are). it is their job at the end of the day and if they move on ,then so be it. there will be new heroe's in the future to support.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 If they attempt a lap of dishonour, they should be pelted with bags of piss and shit. count me in traf, they'll never out a white shirt on again. or maybe they should be made to sit on a 4 hour coach journey with me after a night on the swill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marple whites Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Lap of honour my arse. The last few months, who evers fault it is, has shown a complete lack of respect to everyone who supports the club. From playing weakened teams, to shear ineptness in performances, through to not wanting to play, staying in the dugout etc etc They should be applauding us for carrying on watching that drivel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeDee Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Lap of honour my arse.The last few months, who evers fault it is, has shown a complete lack of respect to everyone who supports the club. From playing weakened teams, to shear ineptness in performances, through to not wanting to play, staying in the dugout etc etc They should be applauding us for carrying on watching that drivel. I'm with you on this. But.... what do you think the crowds reaction (providing there is one by final whistle) would be if they just went down the tunnel and that was it? Do we expect anything? (other than being aloud to give megson a free slap. Form an orderly queue) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YATESY Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 If the planned banners are unfolded and allowed to be displayed during the Sunderland game (assuming we are relegated by then / in that game) I can't see for one minute how a lap of honour will be carried out. Yes the old guard may well applaud the fans but a lap of honour - surely not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 The players and staff should have their own banner, saying Sorry for f?cking the season up. They should be forced to carry it around the pitch after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 If they attempt a lap of dishonour, they should be pelted with bags of piss and shit. I've just obtained the piss and shit concession and will be operating a stall just by Barnstormers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Ratwhite Posted April 9, 2008 Site Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2008 I've just obtained the piss and shit concession and will be operating a stall just by Barnstormers. I shall buy the said piss and shit before doing my own lap of honour around the outside of the stadium before the match. Anyone that wishes to applaud me (or join me) feel free. I was hoping that some (most) of the playing, coaching and admin' staff would stand in the reception area and clap furiously as i vigorously march passed waving my pissy and shitty bags. I can see my picture in the B.E.N already accompanied by the headline Ratty's Triumphant Trot Preceeds Megsons Dismal Swan Song! Bolton in another bore draw as Al Habsi misses last minute penalty What a day!!! Have to stop eatin these damn mushrooms.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancaster _white Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 I've just obtained the piss and shit concession and will be operating a stall just by Barnstormers. What will the approximate cost of a bag of shit be? I have to budget carefully these days. Would there be any chance of getting maybe a few bags of tramp's vomit too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 What will the approximate cost of a bag of shit be?I have to budget carefully these days. It'll be buy (number) 2 get (number) 1 free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 It'll be buy (number) 2 get (number) 1 free Can we mix and match items? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I'll bring my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I'll bring my own. kinda like a Blue Peter bring and buy sale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Bolty would call it a BYO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted April 9, 2008 Members Share Posted April 9, 2008 Bolty would anagramically call it a BYOTL (Bring Your Own Turds & Lant). Ask thy grandparents what lant is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Leave it to the young 'uns PASTYBUM (Piss And Shit Throwing Yoofs of Bolton, Union Members) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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