Smiley Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Having to miss the daughter doing hers today, which is a sh?tter. Apparently she's nailed on favourite for the Egg & Spoon! I was always sh?te at running. Even the sack race was beyond me! But I reckon I could have put in a serious effort for the parents race today, if I'd been there. Saying that, majority of participants would have been the grandparents, and I've have felt like "Competitive Dad" off The Fast Show! Any of you lot show Olympic Gold potential when you were nippers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are children allowed to win things again these days since the dogooder yoghurt knitting, hairy legged lezzers realised they'd created a generation of fuck ups by not allowing a competitve spirit amongst the little darlings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Went to my eldests last week. By fuck its changed. It's all about taking part now. Bollocks. No wonder we're shit at everything apart from boozing and fighting. Sports cay isn't sports day without the fat girl falling over and bursting into tears during the sprnts, or the caliper wearing lad who's mum cuts his hair fucking up the long jump and requiring an air ambulance. They didnt even use real javelins for fuck sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are children allowed to win things again these days since the dogooder yoghurt knitting, hairy legged lezzers realised they'd created a generation of fuck ups by not allowing a competitve spirit amongst the little darlings? No So should be called anti-sports day knobheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Having to miss the daughter doing hers today, which is a sh?tter. As I wanted to spend all afternoon staring at MILFS in short summer frocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Hey, you're not wrong there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Hey, you're not wrong there. Seconded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 My only victory came in the skipping race in 95. Think I still hold the L/H record over 100m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 My only victory came in the skipping race in 95. Think I still hold the L/H record over 100m. Did you have a t/v on your head too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revdishydave Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Did you have a t/v on your head too transvestite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 On holiday years ago and i entered a swimming comp for parents and kids i got to the final as i was the only parent who entered and all the parents where saying things like "are you actually gonna race" and "just dive in and let the kids enjoy themselves" I thought "fcuk you lot" so as soon as the gun went bang i was off like a good un and beat the fcuking lot of um, i was sooooooo proud as i picked up the gold medal A tip for all the young uns Don't fcuking enter something if you're gonna cry like a fcuking baby when you come miles behind the fat middle aged man in the end lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Apparently..... "there weren't any proper winners" WTF that means, who knows! And no parents race. Gone to the dogs has sports day! On another note - eldest's school report says that she was absent from her Geography exam. However, the Geography teacher has since admitted "he has lost her paper". FFS! Are all Geography teachers total f?ckin' gonads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Teacher........geography.......you work it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgywheel Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Went to my little girls sports day and felt embarrassed for the mums who can't leave their kids alone and have to run across the track every two minutes to tell keanu and Demi the best technique for running with a bean bag on their head and then when the race starts they stand at the end screaming till they pass out, and then when their kid comes second last feel the need to make excuses to everyone that their son had a bean bag that was bouncier than everyone elses or little demi's egg was rounder than everyone elses. Took me all my effort to not walk over and say "your kids crap at sports day, get over it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cureforsanity Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Went to our next to youngests today and I tell thee, he did us proud. Not for the winning of the egg and spoon race (which for health and safety reasons has now had the egg replaced with a potato) no, but for the reason that when the fat girl who did come last in the running race fell over in floods of tears him and his mates just stood there pointing and laughing their tits off at her! He got player of the season for the egg chasing last friday neet too, and has 2 less teeth to show for the season too. He's a proper nutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 1, 2009 Members Share Posted July 1, 2009 If it's any consolation, the socialist rags running this place temporarily are also promotong 'non competitive participation' rather than a 'winning mentality' in school sports events. I look forward to many years of inept national Aussie cricket to come as a result. That would be just lovely and the chardonnay socialists here would have gone up in my estimation (from lower than whale shit to an equal footing). Can someone please tell me how we ever let these c'unts ascend into positions of power? Thank fcuk we have had great leaders in the past like Churchill, Thatcher etc. Can you imagine them condoning this sort of bollocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The True Marple White Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Sed to piss the wheel barrow every year!! Being a lanky streek, another lad could litterally pick me up and I would just fake hand movements! Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawley Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 (edited) If it's any consolation, the socialist rags running this place temporarily are also promotong 'non competitive participation' rather than a 'winning mentality' in school sports events. I look forward to many years of inept national Aussie cricket to come as a result. That would be just lovely and the chardonnay socialists here would have gone up in my estimation (from lower than whale shit to an equal footing). Can someone please tell me how we ever let these c'unts ascend into positions of power? Thank fcuk we have had great leaders in the past like Churchill, Thatcher etc. Can you imagine them condoning this sort of bollocks? So now the left wing is to blame for school sport's day becoming non-competitive? Blimey. Thatcher just stole our milk. Edited July 1, 2009 by Crawley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 another lad could litterally pick me up and I would just fake hand movements pervert alert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 1, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted July 1, 2009 7 hours 52 minutes for Bolty to get a nibble . . . and when you consider there's a +7 hour time difference between Perth WA and here that's not bad going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawley Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 7 hours 52 minutes for Bolty to get a nibble . . . and when you consider there's a +7 hour time difference between Perth WA and here that's not bad going! Ah, he's just sat there in his flip-flops (sorry, thongs) waiting for the next left-wing conspirisory. Wind up or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 So now the left wing is to blame for school sport's day becoming non-competitive? Blimey. Thatcher just stole our milk. Nay, they are to blame for the cotton wool nanny state, which in turn festers itself into everyday life. I shit ye not, yesteray I was asked to carry out a tool box talk with the lads on the affects of working in the sun, dehydration, and skin cancer. Fuck that I thought, its the 60 bensons a day they smoke that will cause most damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 One of my nephews was playing for his football team last season (U10's) - they were winning about 8:0 or something daft, so the referee finished the game about 10 minutes early to as to stop afurther pounding being handed out - now that is madness, in effect, they were punished for being good. Apparently players and parents from both sides complained about it, but the referee (who was also a teacher I believe) said that he didn't have a choice as it was getting embarrasing for the losing side. As an aside, one of my mates has a kid who is abiout 7 or 8 years old, when they play anything, from football or cricket in the garden or table tennis or even on the Wii, he always let's his son win. I always tell him no good will come of it, and you shouldn't let him win. I remember as a kid, my Dad never let me win at anything, I was about 153 years old when I beat him at snooker for the first time, I was pleased as fuckery, and I knew it was a proper victory, I'm glad he never let me win at anything. Maybe that's why I'm an competitive fucker now! Those of you with kids, do you let them win all the time when playing games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Went to my eldests last week. By fuck its changed. It's all about taking part now. Bollocks. No wonder we're shit at everything apart from boozing and fighting. Sports cay isn't sports day without the fat girl falling over and bursting into tears during the sprnts, or the caliper wearing lad who's mum cuts his hair fucking up the long jump and requiring an air ambulance. They didnt even use real javelins for fuck sake. Very accurate post. Lazy, overweight children are given prizes for trying and the REAL winners are not rewarded. We cant reward the winners for worrying about upsetting the losers. Bollocks. Life is all about winning and competing imo. No wonder the country is on its ass and never produces top drawer sportsmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 No wonder the country is on its ass and never produces top drawer sportsmen. with the exception of Phil "The Power" Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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