apologies if you've seen it

 

its all over the web and saw light of day on a qpr fan site

 

"I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

 

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

 

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

 

I mean really gash.

 

football generally.

 

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

 

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

 

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

 

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

 

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

 

I hate the England team.

 

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

 

I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

 

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii.

 

I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.

 

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

 

I hate Garth Crooks.

 

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

 

I hate Sky Sports.

 

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

 

I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it.

 

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

 

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

 

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

 

I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

 

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

 

I hate Phil Brown.

 

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.

 

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

 

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

 

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

 

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

 

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.

 

I hate Leeds.

 

I hate Roy Keane.

 

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

 

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

 

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

 

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

 

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

 

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

 

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."

Thats a lot of hate, but he forgot gary twatbag neville

Thats a lot of hate, but he forgot gary twatbag neville

And surely he can't like that sniveling shitbag scouse cunt Alan Green!

Been read out twice on Talk Sport tonight - slightly edited version..

 

It is quality though

Saw it on a different wanderers forum but is a very good read , reminds me a little of that grimsby fan i think he was who slagged his team off in a letter or email.

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii.

 

That's quality.

Thought it was hilarious- then I realised it's actually a fair comment on the state of the game!

Not sure what is saddest the bitterness and resentment he has or the fact I agree with him.

 

My list would be a lot longer.

He will be at the game tomorrow, next week and the week after.........

Been read out twice on Talk Sport tonight - slightly edited version..

 

It is quality though

 

 

Bet they didn't mention the Hillsborough part!!

Not sure what is saddest the bitterness and resentment he has or the fact I agree with him.

 

My list would be a lot longer.

 

 

i hate the fact that players cheat constantly to gain advantage

i hate the fact that tackling is slowly but surley being totally eradicated from the game

i hate the fact that many fans do not have the 1st idea about football yet think they know more than the manager

i hate the fact that players win games and managers lose games

i hate the fact that football is so fucking expensive

i hate the fact that every club is run so badly its laughable.

i hate skillschool init

i hate the fact that im nowhere as good a football as i wanted to be

i hate the fact i love football

Edited January 22, 201016 yr by HomerJay

i hate the fact that players cheat constantly to gain advantage

i hate the fact that tackling is slowly but surley being totally eradicated from the game

i hate the fact that many fans do not have the 1st idea about football yet think they know more than the manager

i hate the fact that players win games and managers lose games

i hate the fact that football is so fucking expensive

i hate the fact that every club is run so badly its laughable.

i hate skillschool init

i hate the fact that im nowhere as good a football as i wanted to be

i hate the fact i love football

 

I hate the fact that players think they are giving the supporters value for money!

I hate that so-called professional referees only see certain things at certain times and always dependant on the teams playing.

I hate the fact that beer at the ground is so much dearer than in my local yet they must buy in much larger quantities.

I hate that a long ball by Bolton is a long, hopeful punt upfield yet a similar long punt upfield by a 'classy' club is a wonderfully skillful long pass.

Quality read and some damn good valid points, does make you think and my list would probably have a few more names on there as well.