wovlad Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Did a corned beef lobby for tea, not one of my better efforts put to much stock in, turned out like corned beef soup, tasted pretty good mind but could'nt really put a poached egg on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Did a corned beef lobby for tea, not one of my better efforts put to much stock in, turned out like corned beef soup, tasted pretty good mind but could'nt really put a poached egg on top. Why on earth would you want to do that anyway? Good Grief! Anyhow, having read this thread I'm tempted to invest in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted January 12, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2011 Why on earth would you want to do that anyway? Good Grief! Anyhow, having read this thread I'm tempted to invest in one. A worthy investment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 You can have ours, she wont fuckin notice. Waste of bastard money that is was..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) You can have ours, she wont fuckin notice. Waste of bastard money that is was..... Nice one! You'll not look a bellend walking in the ESL with that under your arm. Edited January 12, 2011 by no balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boby Brno Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Right, all prepared to load the cooker with the ingredients for a stroganoff tomorrow morning. Checking on google for the metric equivilent of the American cup measure, I kept coming across references to girls and cups. Is that anything to do with slow cooking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Right, all prepared to load the cooker with the ingredients for a stroganoff tomorrow morning. Checking on google for the metric equivilent of the American cup measure, I kept coming across references to girls and cups. Is that anything to do with slow cooking? how many girls and cups? if its 2 and 1 you may need to watch the video demo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 1 cup = half pint HTH 2 girls + 1 cup = alotta shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazzyinBolton Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 For anyone without one - http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.100-2168.aspx Can't beat a bit of beef skirt (oo er mrs) in there. Just cover the bottom of the cooker in water, stick your beef in & leave for about 5 hours. The juices make good gravy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Can they make cheese on toast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Is this the site that proclaimed anyone wearing or owning pyjamas is a raving a homo, yet would gladly swap slow cooker recipe's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 13, 2011 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2011 can i draw your attention to the person who began the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Mustard Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 our maude uses ours all the time and curries are great. however, this site has gone to fuckery has nt it. I think this thread is hilarious! Food IS the new p0rn To heighten the amusement even further it's just a shame we can't compliment each poster's sober musings on slow cookers with some video footage of them at the match, out of their seat, foaming at the mouth and giving dog's abuse to the ref/opposition/whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Satan's top tip - whole chicken in slow cooker with the following lobbed in alongside some chopped chillies to taste. Satan's top tip two - if you've got chopped veg in it, have it on low; faster cooking, bung in unchopped veg. Better still just leave the fuckin veg out and go for more meat Oh and you can literally just put a joint (meat before you ask) in there with nowt else and it'll cook in its own juices Satan "Galloping Gourmet" Greavsie (quite appropriate as I've had the fucking gallops after some of the chillied up bastards I've done in mine; young 'uns on here wont know who the galloping gourmet was - fucking JCLs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Satan's top tip - whole chicken in slow cooker with the following lobbed in alongside some chopped chillies to taste. Satan's top tip two - if you've got chopped veg in it, have it on low; faster cooking, bung in unchopped veg. Better still just leave the fuckin veg out and go for more meat Oh and you can literally just put a joint (meat before you ask) in there with nowt else and it'll cook in its own juices Satan "Galloping Gourmet" Greavsie (quite appropriate as I've had the fucking gallops after some of the chillied up bastards I've done in mine; young 'uns on here wont know who the galloping gourmet was - fucking JCLs) Graham Kerr - I'm an old bastard. Cut to picture of glammed up bored housewives salivating while he picks one out to share his food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 15, 2011 Author Share Posted January 15, 2011 Back to Satan.... I've cooked plenty of Sunday roasts in mine - beef, gammon, lamb, etc. Also done pork chops. Sausages come out looking uncooked but generally ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I have used mine once which is the same as the toasted sandwich maker and more than the smoothie maker at the back of the cupboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've a cupboard of unused shite that resembles Comet's warehouse. Popcorn maker Candy floss maker Donut maker Toasted sandwich maker aka the breville Waffle iron? George Formby grill Raclette Fondue Set It's like the cast-offs from the Generation Game's conveyor belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've a cupboard of unused shite that resembles Comet's warehouse. Popcorn maker Candy floss maker Donut maker Toasted sandwich maker aka the breville Waffle iron? George Formby grill Raclette Fondue Set It's like the cast-offs from the Generation Game's conveyor belt. Get 'em ont Th'ebay - sounds like a oners worth there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've a cupboard of unused shite that resembles Comet's warehouse. Popcorn maker Candy floss maker Donut maker Toasted sandwich maker aka the breville Waffle iron? George Formby grill Raclette Fondue Set It's like the cast-offs from the Generation Game's conveyor belt. No bread maker? Amateur clutterer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've a cupboard of unused shite that resembles Comet's warehouse. Popcorn maker Candy floss maker Donut maker Toasted sandwich maker aka the breville Waffle iron? George Formby grill Raclette Fondue Set It's like the cast-offs from the Generation Game's conveyor belt. I haven't actually got a sandwich maker so I'll bid for that item. My kitcen is far too clutter-free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 16, 2011 Moderators Share Posted January 16, 2011 george formbys aren't bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M G WHITES Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Best ?10 i spent,always using mine,did a Beef Goulash in it today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've been told to use a George Formby instead of a sandwich toaster, it apparently cooks them better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I've been told to use a George Formby instead of a sandwich toaster, it apparently cooks them better So have I to retract my offer and bid for the George Formby instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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