Zulu Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 1000 cars! I bet he's exhausted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 How, but more importantly, why? "he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses." Not quite sure why they need to inform us that it was previously owned by Jovos, but an excellent snippet of additional information nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Also, if he's knocked one out over KITT then, contrary to what he says, he IS gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Is it in italics incase we didn't get the bad pun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Is it in italics incase we didn't get the bad pun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 If a car has twin exhausts then do they invite a mate along and go two's-up? I don't like to think that my car may have been spit-roasted prior to me getting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheReebokBear Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 (edited) It's the same psychological condition as the woman who married part of the Berlin Wall. It's uncommon, but it happens. Edited May 19, 2011 by TheReebokBear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted May 19, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2011 he was on telly a couple of years ago along with the woman who wanted to fuck the eiffel tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 he was on telly a couple of years ago along with the woman who wanted to fuck the eiffel tower. I can think of a fair few splitters that could quite easily straddle the eiffel tower with their wide ons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I can think of a fair few splitters that could quite easily straddle the eiffel tower with their wide ons Katie Price would be up for that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Right, I don't understand this at all. Each to their own, but personally I like blokes, & I have a type, doesn't everyone? He just seems to be shagging any old vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Right, I don't understand this at all. Each to their own, but personally I like blokes, & I have a type, doesn't everyone? He just seems to be shagging any old vehicle. I thought you dabbled in the scissory arts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I thought you dabbled in the scissory arts? No, you misheard me. I said I'd sooner rawl around with a bird than owt like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Have you two always been so flirtatious with one another? JAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Have you two always been so flirtatious with one another? JAL If you thought me flirting, you must know some odd women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 No, you misheard me. I said I'd sooner rawl around with a bird than owt like you. I hope somebody steps on your Ugg boots by accident and it makes a terrible scuff mark on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Theres nowt as queer as folk. Or big E. Few years back heard about a bloke who used to get aroused by street signs. He'd be whacking one off on them. Cant they just do a labotomy on these people? Or at least electrocute them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'm into GILFS, 50-60 and I thought I was weird. Phew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Theres nowt as queer as folk. Or big E. Few years back heard about a bloke who used to get aroused by street signs. He'd be whacking one off on them. Cant they just do a labotomy on these people? Or at least electrocute them? Some people get off on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I do get excited about trainers. I say phwoorrrghh and oooooof when i see a good set. i get a bit giddy looking at certain websites. Is this a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Call me old fasioned but I like tits and cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Call me old fasioned but I like tits and cunt. That's soooo 1970's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted May 20, 2011 Members Share Posted May 20, 2011 When I was an apprentice, there was an odd loner in the turning section (working on lathes for them who haven't a clue about engineering) who always worked nights with one other bloke. They used to take turns at kipping. The loner got caught with his old man up the lathe spindle which he had packed with a substance called tallow. Apparently he'd been shagging his lathe for ages by standing on a crate; shoving it in, setting the speed at 1000rpm and flicking the power on and off. Instant dismissal. Daft twat could easily have had it ripped off if owt had gone wrong. There's some strange fookers around - shagging machinery and cars. I used to think Widders was odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floyd Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 When I was in the concrete industry the drivers would tell of a City Gent (Brolly, Bowler etc.) who would stand alongside their trucks and caress the tyres with one hand whilst giving himself a rub with the other. A quick squirt with the washdown hose usually sorted him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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