SnoopJohnnyJohn Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 You might be gay, so no offence, but that's gay 100% It's not gay if it's a woman that's doing it... Jeez man, have you ever even kissed been within 20 yards of a girl?
Breightmet Boy Posted June 9, 2011 Author Posted June 9, 2011 (edited) I like a bit of meat on a woman. but not a bud bottle up my arse What's up with yer man, where's yer sense of adventure. Variety is the spice of life n all that I bet the original Coca Cola bottles are the best, the ones with a swirl to the cap. Edited June 9, 2011 by Breightmet Boy
no balls Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 The Orangina bottles are the best Shake the bottle, wake your man!
Bigtoe Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Right,I've never told anyone about this... it's not something I am proud of but.. my ringpiece has been abused by an ex. (not my wife) I once woke up from a drunken stupor to find her backscuttling me with a bud bottle. I was not at all happy... my arse is out of bounds to anyone!!! You should be thankful you weren't drinking Faxe.
barryk32 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 I have a less than definitive answer to the prostate/chucking your muck question. I've asked my one and only 100% fully blown camp as fuck gay mate and......... It totally depends on the bloke, it varies from person to person. Just like women, some climax from penetration alone others need a helping hand. Barryk32, bringing the answers that matter.
Sweep Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 I like a bit of meat on a woman. but not a bud bottle up my arse Did you drink the Bud afterwards, or was it too warm?
Zico Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 You might be gay, so no offence, but that's gay 100% right, now we're mates, let me tell you a thing or two it's only gay if it involves another bloke if it's man on woman, anal is as gay as a blow job , rimming is as gay as a hand job etc gays do all the same things us straights do just they have less options, but they are dirtier and more promiscous
Didledee Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 It's not gay if it's a woman that's doing it... Jeez man, have you ever even kissed been within 20 yards of a girl? Well we'll have to agree to disagree, oh and why any woman would want to lick a mans arsehole is beyond me, is it so they get something in return? a bit like soft 2 girls 1 cup but a man instead.
Cheese Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Well we'll have to agree to disagree, oh and why any woman would want to lick a mans arsehole is beyond me, is it so they get something in return? a bit like soft 2 girls 1 cup but a man instead. A virgin criticising other folks sexual habits. Whatever next.
Didledee Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 A virgin criticising other folks sexual habits. Whatever next. Unless you have proof that you've ever had sex, I suggest you shut the fuck up.
Casino Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 cheese is the long term partner of undies back to you virgin
Cheese Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Unless you have proof that you've ever had sex, I suggest you shut the fuck up. Are you asking to see pictures of my kids? Are you a paedo or something?
Didledee Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 If you want to talk about peadophilia with Cheese then be my guest, It's not even humouress, it's the lowest of conversations.
floyd Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 It's all getting a bit serious on here isn't it? Shall we get back to the rimming?
Casino Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 If you want to talk about peadophilia with Cheese then be my guest, It's not even humouress, it's the lowest of conversations. i don't like cheese spread
floyd Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 i don't like cheese spread Don't be silly 'peadophilia' is wanking over petis-pois.
no balls Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 If you want to talk about peadophilia with Cheese then be my guest, It's not even humouress, it's the lowest of conversations. I think you'll find there's been lower conversations on here.
Cheese Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 i don't like cheese spread But kids will do ANYTHING for Dairylea.
little whitt Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 back in the day when i wanted to do a X bird up the shitter she said sho would try if she could shove a TEST TUBE up mine ( them you got drinkes in in town years back) so the deal was on baby oil the lot never again i tell you. but fuck me i went to town on her then
Zico Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 back in the day when i wanted to do a X bird up the shitter she said sho would try if she could shove a TEST TUBE up mine ( them you got drinkes in in town years back) so the deal was on baby oil the lot never again i tell you. but fuck me i went to town on her then fuck off like I beleive you say that and mean it
no balls Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Any man insisting on using the rear entrance shouldn't be surprised if the said slag gives him some of his own medicine so to speak.
Peter North Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Everybody, lighten up, and do the "Jocky Wilson" move! Step up to the oche, throw your imaginary arrers, whilst sticking your tongue out, like you are giving it 100% of your undivided attention!
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