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Mine have all been alright.

 

Had a Fiesta to start with, no problems with it and looked alright. Then a A4 1.8T, shit slow, was clocked, but got my use out of it. Then a Clio 1.9D which was probably the best of the lot! Now driving a Puma that cost me ?200 and is a hoot!

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My first car was a Saxo VTR which was pretty good going for a 19 year old starter.

 

Unfortunately before that I was on my mums insurance and wrapped my her Renault 19 around a tree 2 months after passing my test. After that we had a 1.4 Citroen AX which went like shit off a shovel but was made out of balsa wood and understeered so much it was unsafe. Then we had a Nissan Sunny which my mum loved but some tit drove into it when it was parked up. Then I made a huge fuckup by buying a Rover 414 for my mum with the insurance money when she was away - what a mistake that was! Whoever designed the K-Series engine wants fucking over, how it stayed in production for so long I do not know! :angry:

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Mine have all been alright.

 

Had a Fiesta to start with, no problems with it and looked alright. Then a A4 1.8T, shit slow, was clocked, but got my use out of it. Then a Clio 1.9D which was probably the best of the lot! Now driving a Puma that cost me ?200 and is a hoot!

 

To be fair to you, Puma's are brilliant cars to drive with superb handling, its just a shame they usually smell of ammonia.

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To be fair to you, Puma's are brilliant cars to drive with superb handling, its just a shame they usually smell of ammonia.

 

 

Pumas are the ultimate in hairdressers cars... sorry :pardon:

 

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They are. BUT. I know em inside out, got a shit load of parts from the Fiesta lying around which I can fit if anything fails. And it cost me ?200!

 

Not bad now it's had a bit of a set up.

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They are. BUT. I know em inside out, got a shit load of parts from the Fiesta lying around which I can fit if anything fails. And it cost me ?200!

 

Not bad now it's had a bit of a set up.

 

 

not knocking it mate. FFS I am driving a Clio just now.

 

one like this

 

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Being lazy and living near that there London I only passed 5 years ago when my 1st was born. I bought a 300 quid Toyota Carolla, rusty as i but I loved it. Really fast, solid gear box, and tons of space. Now I have a 10 yr old plastic Picasso. Good for the kids by I wish i'd learnt to drive earlier.

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Being lazy and living near that there London I only passed 5 years ago when my 1st was born. I bought a 300 quid Toyota Carolla, rusty as i but I loved it. Really fast, solid gear box, and tons of space. Now I have a 10 yr old plastic Picasso. Good for the kids by I wish i'd learnt to drive earlier.

 

 

Crawley.. If I had had to guess a car for you a picasso would have been high up the list

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Had a clio 182 a few years back. Most fun since my 205 gti when was 19.

 

In fact loved it so much I now drive a Clio 200.

 

Like a fuckin go kart!

 

Oh and pumas are cracking cars. Along with another girly car, the mx5

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Crawley.. If I had had to guess a car for you a picasso would have been high up the list

 

theure off the list but mrs swanny loves hers..

 

 

mines just awful.. but cool..

 

1991 leyland daf 400 in ups brown!!

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Had a clio 182 a few years back. Most fun since my 205 gti when was 19.

 

In fact loved it so much I now drive a Clio 200.

 

Like a fuckin go kart!

 

Oh and pumas are cracking cars. Along with another girly car, the mx5

 

 

I like my 182.. only got it because my ex wife said I couldn't have a big sporty car (before this I had a range of Alfas and other sporty cars) so I told her I'd found a little Clio I liked. I didn't tell her it was a 135 mile an hour rocket that stuck to the road like shit to a blanket.

 

it still isn't as much fun as my 1.9 205GTI either Homer. But then again I'm 20 odd years older now

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Sorry Daz mate, it was snoopjohn who had the Marbella... it was you going on about your Seat that had me thinking it would be you :pardon: :tongue:

To be fair, I've improved since (with one obvious blip, prizes for spotting it)

 

'86 Vauxhall Astra

'90 Ford Fiesta

'93 Vauxhall Cavalier

'96 Vauxhall Vectra

'99 Alfa Romeo 156

'01 Peugeot 406

'02 Peugeot 406

'04 Toyota Avensis

'90 Ford Orion

'98 Vauxhall Vectra

'94 Ford Mustang V6

'96 VW Golf GTI

'12 Ford Mustang V6 Premium

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'90 Ford Fiesta (bought of SJJ)

'92 Vauxhall Cavalier

'93 Ford Mondeo

'97 Ford Escort

'97 Vauxhall Vectra

'03 Fiat Punto

'96 Ford Escort

------------ Mrs Swanny Started using my cars here-----

'99 Pug 406

'93 Orion

'97 Volvo V40

'01 Fiar Bravo

'52 Ford Mondeo

'97 Ford Ka

'02 Citoren Picasso

'52 Ford ka

'91 DAF 400

 

the orion was aful, I had to plug tea towels into the floor to stop it leaking, took 20 mins to start (old ford 1.9 diesel engine) bought it for 100 quid sold it for 400 though !

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Being lazy and living near that there London I only passed 5 years ago when my 1st was born. I bought a 300 quid Toyota Carolla, rusty as i but I loved it. Really fast, solid gear box, and tons of space. Now I have a 10 yr old plastic Picasso. Good for the kids by I wish i'd learnt to drive earlier.

 

 

Always imagined you in a 2CV. Goes with the jesus sandals and socks/leather elbow patches.

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Always imagined you in a 2CV. Goes with the jesus sandals and socks/leather elbow patches.

You're just 30 years behind. Exchange Jesus sandals with Birkenstocks, SCV with a French people carrier and leather patched jacket with a nice linen one and you're almost there.

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To be fair, I've improved since (with one obvious blip, prizes for spotting it)

 

'86 Vauxhall Astra

'90 Ford Fiesta

'93 Vauxhall Cavalier

'96 Vauxhall Vectra

'99 Alfa Romeo 156

'01 Peugeot 406

'02 Peugeot 406

'04 Toyota Avensis

'90 Ford Orion

'98 Vauxhall Vectra

'94 Ford Mustang V6

'96 VW Golf GTI

'12 Ford Mustang V6 Premium

 

The alfa is the obvious odd one out, thats was the only real automobile

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You're just 30 years behind. Exchange Jesus sandals with Birkenstocks, SCV with a French people carrier and leather patched jacket with a nice linen one and you're almost there.

 

:D I knew it

 

A proper man of the proletariat. ;)

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