indra Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Ogle the totty they bring round with them. It does'nt get rid but it makes the visit more bearable. Tell them you are a spiritualist that really pisses them off... Im a firm believer anyway ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted June 26, 2011 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) when at uni we got a knock early one sunday from some jehovas. We were all off our faces and just stood at the door laughing our tits off till she (and her 4 year old son) fucked off. Grim! These lot had young kids with em too. What's that about? Edited June 26, 2011 by HomerJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 We've got a sign on our front door which says NO TAKEAWAY MENUS OR RELIGIONISTS. It's worked so far for the religionists at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Just say i cant talk now, i have to go out for a blood transfusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberwhite Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Same strategy as when you get nuisance phone calls - Sorry can't talk, just treating my haemorrhoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 nuisance phone calls are a piece of piss... you just answer the phone, say hello, establish it's a nuisance call, say there's someone at the door & you'll be back in a second and sit the phone down. Job done an hour later put your phone back on the hook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 26, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2011 I had a knock on the other day.. Hello can you spare a minute No Not one min?? No 1 little min No i'm late for church, a real Church. oh... ok.. And off they tootled.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white -50 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Noticed they've changed tactics in our street, they don't go from door to door anymore.The bastids do it randomly. If they don't catch you in, the f'kers come back a few days later.Up to now been lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 WTF is wrong with folk, be assertive and tell them to get off your property, I do and they go, no need to rant at them, just tell them to leave your property, it really is as easy as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Tell them the anti christ is watching you house Shout 'You mother sucks cocks in hell' Then slam the door shut, they don't come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 These lot had young kids with em too. What's that about? Obviously they expect people to be more polite and less likely to tell them to fuck off if they have kids with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted June 27, 2011 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 27, 2011 Obviously they expect people to be more polite and less likely to tell them to fuck off if they have kids with them. thats a good shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 WTF is wrong with folk, be assertive and tell them to get off your property, I do and they go, no need to rant at them, just tell them to leave your property, it really is as easy as that. Exactly. But if they do have kids with them and you fancy a bit of fun if they are Jehovah's Witnesses, you can always say to the kids "Are you looking forward to your birthday?Christmas. I bet you have a nice party and get loads of presents" That embarasses the parents. Alan Davies who played RL for Wigan was a Jehovah's Witness. He lived near my sister in Chorley and his daughter was a friend of my niece but she wasn't allowed to go to her birthday party. poor kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I hate religion, it is for people who are too afraid to lead their own lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Jovas kids should be on a Child Abuse Register. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Do we reckon they've managed to convert people by knocking on doors. I can't see it, unless they had proof worth believing in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted June 27, 2011 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 27, 2011 Do we reckon they've managed to convert people by knocking on doors. I can't see it, unless they had proof worth believing in. i do wonder that myself. event he old dear across the road, dismissed them in seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Do we reckon they've managed to convert people by knocking on doors. I can't see it, unless they had proof worth believing in. Whilst I am sure they want to convert people even they must know it will be very difficult. By actually going "door to door" they are doing what they claim they were asked to by Jesus...sort of spreading the word I suppose. "Every day in the temple and from house to house they continued without letup teaching and declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus." (Acts 5:42) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I see, do they get paid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I see, do they get paid? yes, ?50 per conversion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 referral pay, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 yes, ?50 per conversion Beware of false profits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 yes, ?50 per conversion Alan Davies didn't convert many but then he was playing at the same time as Fred "Punchy" Griffiths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Beware of false profits! You're wasted on here mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted June 27, 2011 Members Share Posted June 27, 2011 Beware of false profits! Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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