Ill start

 

Defenders wearing white or different coloured boots!!!! Your a defender ffs

When was the last time there were glass glasses at the match?

 

Surely plastic pre-dates the "modern" era?

20-odd year old jobless twats who go to the game with a fizzy drink!

 

and who happen to know there is a rule preventing aluminium cans from being brought into a football stadium but take one anyway!

Miserable fuckers shouting "sit down" when you're getting excited/agitated

When was the last time there were glass glasses at the match?

 

Surely plastic pre-dates the "modern" era?

 

certainly remember supping from plastic pots on the paddock

Twatter

 

ANY coloured boots; defender or attacker you look a right cunt

 

"3rd division haircuts"

 

ESPN / Setanta

 

Live streaming (sorry) / "flying flute" fans

 

YouTube clips of FIFA / PES goals. Especially by adults. You idiots

 

Out of town grounds

 

No boozing on some trains going to matches

 

Sheikhs and oligarchs

People who stand anywhere other than the not reet corner and get arsy when asked to sit down.

 

People who care about footballers private lives.

 

The media idea that England are a top national side.

 

People who use the fact they're not as a reason not to support their national side.

certainly remember supping from plastic pots on the paddock

 

They've never sold ale in glass; bottles or glasses, in the time I've been going. Maybe Biff could enlighten us as to what went on in the days when everything was black and white.

People who say'Can you sit down i cant see' if you want to sit down stay at home and watch tele

People who say'Can you sit down i cant see' if you want to sit down stay at home and watch tele

Justifying diving due to the fact there was contact. "There was definate contact, so he was entitled to go down." Bollocks.

 

Samba bands playing at half time on a piss wet Saturday afternoon in November.

 

Grown men at England matches with face paint.

 

FIFA rankings.

They've never sold ale in glass; bottles or glasses, in the time I've been going. Maybe Biff could enlighten us as to what went on in the days when everything was black and white.

 

Wasn't ale served in big paper cups?

Miserable fuckers who insist on sitting down at away games.

They've never sold ale in glass; bottles or glasses, in the time I've been going. Maybe Biff could enlighten us as to what went on in the days when everything was black and white.

I remember getting a pint at half time in a glass, mind you me and zozzy had sneeeked over to the King Bill

Them fucking drums!

twats with drums

 

bar not being open all match

They've never sold ale in glass; bottles or glasses, in the time I've been going. Maybe Biff could enlighten us as to what went on in the days when everything was black and white.

 

I'm sure you could get a bottle of brown ale in the Lever End in the early 70's, or did I imagine it my dad can't remember now as he's double old

Itv's coverage.

Dicks who appear on forums after being chucked off others making out they are 'ten men' and know everything about everything where football is concerned. You know who you are

Stewards

Saying "Handball!" at Goodison

 

All seaters

 

Andy Townsend

Total football snobbery

McDonalds, KFC, Continental Tyres etc getting shed loads of tickets for World Cups/ Euro's.

Agents

Over paid puffs

Family Stands

No smoking in grounds

drums

Phil Thompson screaming over people talking

Stewards are stewards, not bouncers. Theyre just uneducated muppets that abuse the bit of rights they have to get their own back on been the victims of bullying at school.

 

How long have you got?

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Any commentator ever mentioning "that magical night in Barcelona" or "that magical night in Istanbul".

''centre-of-attention' refs.

 

Champions league containing teams that clearly are not champions.

 

Kick-off times other than 3pm Saturday, 7.45pm Tues/Weds.

 

Garth Crooks.

 

Transfer Windows. What was wrong with a single deadline in March ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm becoming increasingly pissed off by this marking the keeper at corners. The guy doing it has no intention of going for the ball so should be a foul every time for me.