I'm A Shit /betterer Fan Because..........

[athywhite1958]

I'm a shit fan because I have given away free home tickets recently because I couldn't be arsed going, and I'm not going to Blackburn because I don't want to

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Tell yourself you don't deserve a shite Christmas and don't want undue stress caused by watching them at this festive time

 

Moreover, would the fuckers come and pay to watch you perform badly in you paricular career?

 

If you feel guilty try one of them "repent.." boards round your neck and walk round the stadium shouting at everyone

[SalfordOriginal]

I stopped going regular under Megson half way through my 21st as a season ticket holder. I was not finding the experience entertainment anymore.

 

The problem was once I stopped going I found there was more to life than football something that I had been blinded from for over 25 years!!

 

So now I am a Fan rather than a supporter who picks and chooses the odd away game (and trip to Wembley :-))

 

That's what I call shit!!

[Tonge moor green jacket]

I stopped going regular under Megson half way through my 21st as a season ticket holder. I was not finding the experience entertainment anymore.

 

The problem was once I stopped going I found there was more to life than football something that I had been blinded from for over 25 years!!

 

So now I am a Fan rather than a supporter who picks and chooses the odd away game (and trip to Wembley :-))

 

That's what I call shit!!

 

Me too, almost exactly!

Don't blame the whites purely though- football (top leagues) are awash with money and their wages are offensive

[athywhite1958]

I stopped going regular under Megson half way through my 21st as a season ticket holder. I was not finding the experience entertainment anymore.

 

The problem was once I stopped going I found there was more to life than football something that I had been blinded from for over 25 years!!

 

So now I am a Fan rather than a supporter who picks and chooses the odd away game (and trip to Wembley :-))

 

That's what I call shit!!

 

It is sad but trips such as you speak of are sometimes almost always spoiled by 90 minutes of shite football, a shite referee and cheating diving tossers getting paid obscene amounts of money

[Pablo]

Im a quality fan because, I do not give up on my team, when it's not going our way......

[Big E]

i am a shit fan because i am going to Wire V Widnes on boxing day instead of the reebok. the chance of spending time with some lovely ladies is much more appealing than freezing me balls off at the reebok.

 

i am also a betterer fan because i fly home to watch us as much as possible and still have a season ticket....speaking of which who is sorting my macc ticket.

Edited December 15, 2011 by Big E

[no balls]

i am a shit fan because i am going to Wire V Widnes on boxing day instead of the reebok. the chance of spending time with some lovely ladies is much more appealing than freezing me balls off at the reebok.

 

i am also a betterer fan because i fly home to watch us as much as possible and still have a season ticket....speaking of which who is sorting my macc ticket.

 

 

Errr, there are lovely ladies at the Reebok!

 

Granted, not me or Missus C like, but still.......

[barryk32]

I'm a shit fan because I offered to take the eldest to Villa. When he said he didn't want to go because it is rubbish, boring and cold, I was relieved as I agreed.

[jules_darby]

I'm a shit fan because I finally gave up the ghost a couple of seasons ago to play golf on Saturday

 

I still end up going to half the games though

[Big E]

Errr, there are lovely ladies at the Reebok!

 

Granted, not me or Missus C like, but still.......

 

your two of the best

[no balls]

your two of the best

 

 

Then it's no wonder you're going to the RL.

[Big E]

Then it's no wonder you're going to the RL.

 

nothing wrong with women who make sambuca pyramids 10 high before 12 on a sat

 

the ladies who are coming have promised to wear a widnes shirt and we are off to sankeys later. reckon i could lose 4 stone by boxing day so i may get a jump?

[gonzo]

im a shit fan as blackburn away will be my first away game this season.

 

but im a well ace fan as i used to wear a bolton pin badge as an earring.

[Smiffs]

I only go for a day on the piss nowadays.

 

Does that make me better or worse?

[Traf]

I only go for a day on the piss nowadays.

 

Does that make me better or worse?

 

It makes you honest about it.

[no balls]

Why? Do people go for other reasons?

[famouswanderer]

I'm a betterer fan than all of you because i stayed till the end at Wembley.

[Traf]

Mug

[famouswanderer]

fair

[no balls]

I'm a betterer fan than all of you because i stayed till the end at Wembley.

 

 

Were you on official transport or was your train not due till after full time?

[famouswanderer]

Were you on official transport or was your train not due till after full time?

 

I was actually staying in London.

 

Stayed, painfully, to see the reaction of Coyle and the players at the final whistle.

 

Plus just to pissed off to get up

[beer_swiller]

I`m now a shite fan because my son was going to take me to Fulham as a Birthday prezzie, I went balistic when I found out.I`d rather have a curry and a shed load of real ale.

[SnoopJohnnyJohn]

I'm a betterer fan than all of you because i stayed till the end at Wembley.

Me too, and I was sat right next to the divider next to the Stoke fans. That was horrid. I had some smarmy fat simpleton waving his arms at me every time they scored. And not within arms reach of a slap around his balding fat head.

[birch-chorley]

Cant work out what I am, I do go to most games (home/away) but I am normally too pissed to know whats going on.

 

I missed Evertons first goal the other week and spent the whole second half telling anyone who would listen (under the stand)that we would nick a one nil win.

 

Leaning towards shit fan