Sweep Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Will definitely try that Loving this macho talk on a Friday night Oh how wways has changed! Proper Macho! Right, I think I'll break into the humus now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 17, 2011 Members Share Posted December 17, 2011 Proper Macho! Right, I think I'll break into the humus now Worm food or did you mean hummus? If you meant worm food - macho is eating worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 17, 2011 Author Share Posted December 17, 2011 Worm food or did you mean hummus? If you meant worm food - macho is eating worms. Give me a pon er lobby any day over that bush tucker eating trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THunter Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I've noticed the Chuck Norris advert. Has he always been ginger? If he's dying it ginger instead of letting out the true beauty of silver then I hope he gets twatted in his next film. Watch The Way of the Dragon. He got twatted in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 19, 2011 Members Share Posted December 19, 2011 Give me a pon er lobby any day over that bush tucker eating trash. I am with you brother. Ate a Witchetty Grub once (taste like honey but they are alive and wriggling and resemble a fcuking huge maggot)and tasted Bogong Moth paste (just like peanut butter). Cack. Abos love em of course. Before you ask, it was at a restaurant in Wollongong and the locals were baiting the newly arrived pom to see if he had the bollocks. Bolton doesn't back down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Give me a pon er lobby any day over that bush tucker eating trash. Eating worms is a fine Aussie tradition, up there with petrol-sniffing and casual racism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I am with you brother. Ate a Witchetty Grub once (taste like honey but they are alive and wriggling and resemble a fcuking huge maggot)and tasted Bogong Moth paste (just like peanut butter). Cack. Abos love em of course. Before you ask, it was at a restaurant in Wollongong and the locals were baiting the newly arrived pom to see if he had the bollocks. Bolton doesn't back down. Were Ant & Dec there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 19, 2011 Members Share Posted December 19, 2011 Were Ant & Dec there? Plenty of wine was Dec Anted. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 So.........Smiffs is a Leyther in a high Viz, wearing riggers and eating lobby. He sounds a proper catch. Hey dont knock it, theres wimmin out there who love it. My lobby is second to none and you wont find better gravy this side of Chequerbent roundabout. One of my favorite conquests a few months ago wanted me to tie her up in the back of one of the works vans, gaffa tape and all sorts, and have a go on her proper rough builder style like. It's a winner. You posh suited types just dont know how much they prefer rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I am with you brother. Ate a Witchetty Grub once (taste like honey but they are alive and wriggling and resemble a fcuking huge maggot)and tasted Bogong Moth paste (just like peanut butter). Cack. Abos love em of course. Before you ask, it was at a restaurant in Wollongong and the locals were baiting the newly arrived pom to see if he had the bollocks. Bolton doesn't back down. Was it the HarbourFront overlooking the sea? Posh well to do restaurant, clean cuttlery and stuff? We spent a day and nght in there and got pissed in there with St George Illawarras main men, yes I am name dropping and ate all sorts of wonky stuff like that pissed. God knows what i was but when in Rome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD74 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Hey dont knock it, theres wimmin out there who love it. My lobby is second to none and you wont find better gravy this side of Chequerbent roundabout. One of my favorite conquests a few months ago wanted me to tie her up in the back of one of the works vans, gaffa tape and all sorts, and have a go on her proper rough builder style like. It's a winner. You posh suited types just dont know how much they prefer rough. She doesn't sound like a full bag of shopping if you ask me but I have to agree that riggers and a hi vis do it for me over a posh suit any day of the week ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 She doesn't sound like a full bag of shopping if you ask me but I have to agree that riggers and a hi vis do it for me over a posh suit any day of the week ;-) See lads. They love it. And remember, you clean cut suited types....next time your on the vinegars, your Doris is probably thinking about that bit of rough she saw digging the road up before and wishing it was him banging away at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 20, 2011 Members Share Posted December 20, 2011 Was it the HarbourFront overlooking the sea? Posh well to do restaurant, clean cuttlery and stuff? We spent a day and nght in there and got pissed in there with St George Illawarras main men, yes I am name dropping and ate all sorts of wonky stuff like that pissed. God knows what i was but when in Rome... Been there mate (great seafood if I recall?) but this one was at the back end of Wollongong heading out towards Figtree. Can't recall the name now. Trendy place where the locals went rather that the sea front p[laces which get a lot of tourists. I used to have an 'in' at the Illawarra Steelers before they merged with St George Dragons. Andy Gregory and Steve Hanson were playing there at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I used to have an 'in' at the Illawarra Steelers before they merged with St George Dragons. Andy Gregory and Steve Hanson were playing there at the time. Their names popped up inconversation and their pictures are up in the Illawarra leagues club. They achieved 'legendary' status whilst there and nOt for playing rugby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 20, 2011 Members Share Posted December 20, 2011 Their names popped up inconversation and their pictures are up in the Illawarra leagues club. They achieved 'legendary' status whilst there and nOt for playing rugby. Shagging and drinking (and betting too) if I remember rightly. Some of the halfwits on here will think I'm joking but there's plenty of Aussie bints who get weak kneed and moist at a gruff, northern English accent. You'd be surprised how many times checkout chicks and the like have said to me "Ooh, I could listen to you talk for hours". They fcuking couldn't if I started on the Con Boutsianos story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Shagging and drinking (and betting too) if I remember rightly. Some of the halfwits on here will think I'm joking but there's plenty of Aussie bints who get weak kneed and moist at a gruff, northern English accent. You'd be surprised how many times checkout chicks and the like have said to me "Ooh, I could listen to you talk for hours". They fcuking couldn't if I started on the Con Boutsianos story I had one fly 12000 miles for a bit of that not long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 One of my favorite conquests a few months ago wanted me to tie her up in the back of one of the works vans, gaffa tape and all sorts, and have a go on her proper rough builder style like. Did she want to call you Fred too ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 See lads. They love it. And remember, you clean cut suited types....next time your on the vinegars, your Doris is probably thinking about that bit of rough she saw digging the road up before and wishing it was him banging away at her. Which is better than her shagging him and thinking of me I'm probably thinking about some bint off the telly anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 21, 2011 Members Share Posted December 21, 2011 I'm probably thinking about some bint off the telly anyway It's Hyacinth Bucket ain't it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquSW3NEuio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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