gonzo Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 apart from a football card on a snooker night in 2005,ive just realised ive never won fuck all!...not a stitch. even sporting wise,i played sunday football till i bust my leg and came runners up in the league 4 times,runners up in the glehill cup once and runners up in the divisional cup aswell,but never won anything! never won a raffle or even a game of bingo.im rubbish. what have you lot won? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted December 27, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2011 won a couple of cups at under 18 level for the Bolton association at cricket and won the league with Daisy a few years ago, Rochdale Sunday League 2 winners last season, won a few competitions ont radio manc for rugby tickets for my gramps, best thing though was winning two season tickets for the wanderers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 27, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2011 wife used to do Bingo with her now departed mum. She took me along one night and I won a grand. It allowed us to afford engagement rings Won a signed everton shirt, centenary edition, full squad signatures including rooney so no, I've won fuck all as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I won a bout of chlamydia on the orgy raffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Fat chip shop owner Alf Hartigan who has previous around these parts was a decent footballer in his time and won a few pots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white -50 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 (edited) Won a line at bingo a couple of months ago, while at St Annes,for a few days. Edited December 28, 2011 by white -50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Won an autographed football with the 77/78 Bolton Champions on it, i had a photo shoot with the Leigh Journal, and handed it to young kid walking past.Looking back, i must have been mental. Must be worth a fortune now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 still got a Bolton Football signed by th 95 team and Lofty and Lofty's signed auto biography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 still got a Bolton Football signed by th 95 team and Lofty and Lofty's signed auto biography But did you win both in a competition Pato ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 oh yes one off Piccadilly Radio t'other was a raffle when we beat Ipswich in league cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 oh yes one off Piccadilly Radio t'other was a raffle when we beat Ipswich in league cup Looking back to the prize i won, i was only the runner up, the first prize was free away travel to all Bolton matches by coach. Thank fuck i lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I am the perrenial runner up... I have fuckin loads of runners up trophies for darts, snooker and pool (do we see a pub theme here?) Without exaggeration, I must have 12 singles runner up trophies and as many pairs triples and team ones I eventually won a handicap pairs snooker tournament with my mate Andy and had the fuckin' mother of all celebrations after it. Anyway... my mate ended up in hard times mentally and took his own life which hit me hard and my trophy meant a lot to me.. it was our last link... A year or 2 later I was an arsehole to my partner and fucked off on one of my 3 day benders on the drink and came home to find her there saying sorry.... fuck me , it was me who had fucked off and spunked ?250 on booze She had been so fucking angry at me that she destroyed the trophy. she could have ripped my arm off and it wouldn't have hurt as much I left... probably best for her too... she was a nice lass.... i must have been a cunt to drive her to that, she wanted to hurt me and she managed it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maje Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 i'm another one who's always the runner up, last seasons darts lost in the final of the mens singles and the week before lost in the mens doubles final. i have one 180 winners trophy in the bag though and moved up the ranks in consecutive years with my old team in the super league although i think they were as runner up as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Bit like you lot on here im usually a runner up. Went the Jolley Boys (boxing) at the Reebok the other Sunday, everyone puts a ?5 in an envelope and writes there name and table number on the front. They do a raffle with all the envelopes and the raffle draw has a ?500 1st prize, ?200 2nd prize and ?100 3rd prize. I went with my 2 mates and I took all our envelopes to the front, my mates won the 2nd and 3rd prizes. The room was full of not rights who went mad thinking the thing was rigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Won a few sporting things as a kid Bobby charlton soccer school penalty competition....beckham won the skills one....I showed him who could maximise their potential after that though A few tennis comps as a kid including beating the junior Paris open champion who was 2 yrs older than me Even won the odd chess tournament; yep I was geeky too Fair few team comps and cups in football and golf Was the usual good at most sports but not excellent at any unfortunately And more recently and more prestigiously I won the WW most pissed at wembley competition! My mother will be proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 28, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2011 30,000 shared the Most Pissed Off at Wembley Trophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Won a few bits and pieces over the years My mum and dad used to do well though Car, TV, bikes, golden gamble when it was ?2k, a whole edam cheese, all sorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 a whole cheese?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 liquorice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 28, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2011 So, the show-offs among us turned a Never Won Fuck All thread into a Oh, I've Won Fucking Loads, Me thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 So, the show-offs among us turned a Never Won Fuck All thread into a Oh, I've Won Fucking Loads, Me thread. Sorry speed reading drunk on my jollybobs But anyway I'm ace look at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 28, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 28, 2011 It's not the first topic to do a 180o turn and it'll not be the last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 well didn't want to brag what I won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 a whole cheese?! oh yes, a whole fucking edam cheese, and a red edam tracksuit talking mid 80s here you know when edam tracksuits were all the rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I've never won anything of note. And I couldn't care less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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