January 1, 201214 yr Author no all fine just had a toby carvey breakfast A Toby carvery breakfast awesome!
January 1, 201214 yr Had two bottles of Becks because I was working last night, this afternoon I'm gonna be walking back up Bury Road singing John Byrom and McGinlay songs naked. It's 'Operation Mess Pants' for me in a hour
January 1, 201214 yr Had two bottles of Becks because I was working last night, this afternoon I'm gonna be walking back up Bury Road singing John Byrom and McGinlay songs naked. It's 'Operation Mess Pants' for me in a hour what a fucking plan!!
January 1, 201214 yr The session starts at two, so can I count myself in for tomorrow in case I'm incapable of typing
January 1, 201214 yr Oh god aye and to make it worse I'm working today! So if you were thinking of buying a bed in or around the Preston area please wait till tomorrow.
January 1, 201214 yr The session starts at two, so can I count myself in for tomorrow in case I'm incapable of typing have a good un today Jazza and fuck the ex(not literally)
January 1, 201214 yr have a good un today Jazza and fuck the ex(not literally) She's had the decency to fuck off to her sisters in Edinburgh, so alls well!
January 1, 201214 yr I can taste black cock every time i burp. I need to get some blood in my alcohol stream
January 1, 201214 yr I can taste black Zambuca every time i burp. Been out this afternoon for the match, 8 of us in a round with sambucca chasers, even the landlord bought us a round, got home at 8 and just woke up, looks like Brandy for supper
January 2, 201214 yr God I'm rough!! Been retching for an hour but nothing to throw up... Great day yesterday though
January 8, 201214 yr I have just been throwing up all outside Jays flat, i was shaking like fook and started crying ha ha He thought it was hilarious
January 8, 201214 yr you'd best hope for rain later or can come and clean haha AND its not a flat, its an apartment
January 8, 201214 yr you'd best hope for rain later or can come and clean haha AND its not a flat, its an apartment I blame your erratic driving, I felt like Colin McRae's co-pilot
January 8, 201214 yr I am never having an all night piss up ever again, I am going to be ill til next Friday
IAMIN