Ben Der Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Doesn't half spout the pissing obvious....tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Irony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Der Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 Ha...yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Irony? i thought the same myself! Tyldsley is a cock, as is Townsend There are very few commentators/oundits I like listening to Andy Gray was ok, he could be a cock but was entertaining Ron Atkinson was good too, he said it the way he saw it and agree or disagree I don't mind that in someone. Martin Tyler is a pussy... he spouts drivel and is so far up the arses of his celebrity pundits he has to clean he teeth to commentate. The worst of the lot apart from rat face Neville is Ray Wilkins though Good Lord, My word! that's all you hear from the cunt. he sounds a nice person but is a shite pundit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 It's got to be the kerb crawling, David Pleat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Anyone kept count on the number of "that magical night in Barcelona"s we have had today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 It's got to be the kerb crawling, David Pleat oh Aye i forgot about that cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 I think he's decent, adds more to FIFA 12 too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted January 8, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2012 Martin Tyler a pussy? Did you not hear the commentary last week for the Sunderland v Massives game his commentry for the goal was superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted January 8, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2012 Tyler is brilliant Tilsley is awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Martin Tyler a pussy? Did you not hear the commentary last week for the Sunderland v Massives game his commentry for the goal was superb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FJ-bA4au1Y The best commentator. Some more links here http://www.burndenaces.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,6962.0.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted January 8, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) Seems beglin and drury aren't bothering for this posh game Thank fuck Edited January 8, 2012 by HomerJay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 the commentators might be shite, but having no commentary at all is shite maybe they've been reading this thread and decided to fuck off to the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Martin Tyler a pussy? Did you not hear the commentary last week for the Sunderland v Massives game his commentry for the goal was superb Yes, I'll admit that you can't put on passion and enthusiasm like that.... it's just his arse licking personality i don't like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) Did you know Tyldsley was born in Radcliffe without a tongue? His wikepedia page is worth a read it confirms he is a munich cunt Edited January 8, 2012 by jazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) You can't believe everything you read on wiki - the piece on Gartside used to say he was Irish! Even now it says he's 70 but he's not much over 50. Edited January 8, 2012 by MalcolmW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted January 8, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2012 You can't believe everything you read on wiki - the piece on Gartside used to say he was Irish! Even now it says he's 70 but he's not much over 50. You been out on the piss this lunchtime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 A poster on here managed the Wiki page on Buckshaw Village which was always fun to edit in quiet moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 From Uncyclopaedia: Personal life Clive was born Clive Allen Titsdelsy on August 31st, 1952 and attended Fred Dibnah's Young Steeplejack Academy until the of 18, before going on the University of Manchester where he obtained a BSc. (Hons) in How to impress Sir Alex Ferguson and lose 13 stone in 6 weeks. He has cited M. Bison as his main inspiration for becoming a commentator. Clive was introduced to Orange Ron Atkinson at a party in 1977. The two instantly connected, Ron raised his "eyebrows" before offering Tyldesley a "lollipop" in exchange for inserting his "reducer" into Clive's Arse and thereby taking his "anal virginity." The two were married later in the year, with David Dickinson serving as best man. Their first and only son Wes Brown was born a few years later. The two were married until 2004, when unbeknowned to Clive, a live Studio feed was still being broadcast to the middle-east after the UK transmission had finished. Ron said, "That Desailly...he's fucking gorgeous. I'd love to shoot some hot Orange Man Love into his sexy footballers arse." Ron was forced to resign and both their professional and personal relationships were effectively over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 just watching Esp v Barca with Rob Palmer commentating....... That voice brings back a lot of very happy memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Just got the BBC on . Mark Bright. Enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 All 2nd-rate cunts compared to yon mon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 That's my favourite piece of commentary of all time !! "you're boys took a hell of a beating!!" Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 (edited) I the interest of fairness and for commentators making a complete arse of themselves I give you this one Edited January 11, 2012 by jazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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