Breightmet Boy Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 A prostitute Told Me I Could Have Sex With Her For The Reduced Price Of ?10 As She Didn't Have A Womb. I Asked How We Would Do It And She Said 'Acwoss The Woad Against The Wailings'! Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted February 9, 2012 Author Posted February 9, 2012 My brother Dave has just been diagnosed with Alzheimers.I hope it doesn't run in the family because my brother Dave has got it too. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted February 9, 2012 Author Posted February 9, 2012 I just got knocked off my bike by a lorry salting the roads. "You Fcuking Cnut" I shouted, through gritted teeth... Quote
no balls Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 My wife is always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was the bedroom whilst I was shagging her sister. Quote
jazza Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 My wife is always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was the bedroom whilst I was shagging her sister. Breightmet... THAT'S a joke, the secret to it, it was funny Quote
no balls Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 My mate said to me earlier "I challenge you to count 86400 seconds.".... I said "Get out, that'll take me all day!" Quote
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 9, 2012 Site Supporter Posted February 9, 2012 Which is worse, Alziemers or Parkinsons? Alziemers. It's better to lose half your ale than to forget where you last put it. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted February 9, 2012 Author Posted February 9, 2012 Breightmet... THAT'S a joke, the secret to it, it was funny I'm sorry Jazza, in future I will inbox you any gags I get and you can be the Wanderersways adjudicator and vouch for everyone. Please accept my apologies Quote
athywhite1958 Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 My mate said to me earlier "I challenge you to count 86400 seconds.".... I said "Get out, that'll take me all day!" This tiny writing happens on my PC as well, why? Quote
Boothy Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 I've just quit my job at the helium balloon factory. I refuse to be spoken to like that! Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 10, 2012 Site Supporter Posted February 10, 2012 What have George Michael and the Costa Condordia got in common... They both had their bottom ripped while out on the cruise Quote
Didledee Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Made the mistake of going abroad after my brain implant, now it's a fucking tree! Quote
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 10, 2012 Site Supporter Posted February 10, 2012 Made the mistake of going abroad after my brain implant, now it's a fucking tree! Beg your pardon! Quote
maje Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 Beg your pardon! glad it wasn't just me then Quote
Didledee Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) Beg your pardon! [im]Plant turns into a tree because of hot weather and water, pfft! thought that was a joke worthy of being copyknighted. Edited February 10, 2012 by Didledee Quote
Sweep Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 that's not really much of a joke is it Diddles....did you make it up yourself? Quote
Boothy Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 [im]Plant turns into a tree because of hot weather and water, pfft! thought that was a joke worthy of being copyknighted. I take it photosynthesis of chlorophyll evaded you at school then? Quote
kingkong Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 My head fell off watching this, bit then realised what fun you could have substituting your name in it... smile please http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Mario+Jardel Quote
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