Roses Are Red

[Widnes Two Hats]

Violets are blue

I've got a chocolate starfish

That smells of poo

 

Right, I have to send a valantines card to somebody I know

 

Nothing romantic, just fun

 

I need verses that are funny

 

Can I have some please

 

Ta

[barryk32]

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Hows about giving us

A bit of head

[freds dad]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Do you swallow ?

[no balls]

Widnes, will you send me one, please. I never get any

[Smiffs]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Now get in the van

 

[Widnes Two Hats]

Awww PM me your address and I'll send you one

[Widnes Two Hats]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Now get in the van

 

Now that's the type I want

[frank_spencer]

Roses are gay,

Violets are gayer,

fuck this poem,

and listen to Slayer

[no balls]

Awww PM me your address and I'll send you one

awwww, thank you

[stevieb]

My 1st one to my now fiance...

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like 2 sugars

Now make me a brew

 

If you Google tesco value Valentines card it was written on that.

 

Start as you mean to go on!

[Thorpey]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am mad

As so am I

[Mr Soft]

Roses are red, Violets are twisted. Bend over love, You're about to get fisted

[Spider]

Roses are shit

Violets are shit

Let me push your breakfast back in

And I'll buy you 20 Lamberts.

[Traf]

Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.

Edited February 11, 2012 by Traf

[Bigtoe]

This is a poem sent with love

Because I'd like to sniff your hairy muff

Its a little love rhyme

To get in your fanny

Although if Im honest

I'd prefer an old tranny

[Danny G]

When Roses are Red

They are ready for plucking

When Girls are Sixteen

They are ready for fucking

[Danny G]

Mary had a smelly Minge

With pubes as dark as charcoal

so most the men go round the back

and stick it up her arsehole.

[MickyD]

To my dear valentine, how lovely that parts of my body rhyme with parts of your body. It makes poetry so much easier

It means, my little cupcake, that I can poetically say get your lips round my pips, your gums round my plums our your kisser round my pisser. Get your pout round my spout, your hands round my glans or your tongue round my dong.

Please be my valentine.

 

[L/H White]

roses are red, violets are blue, open your mouth and in it i'll poo.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

I know that now, she was the one,

As soon as I has kissed her.

Alas, not you, my dearest love,

T'was a quick one with your sister!

[little whitt]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Piss is Yellow

and i love that two

[Guest bwfcdan]

Roses are red

Violets a blue

I'm HIV positive

And now so are you x

[Electric Gretar]

Don't be so shy

Don't be a hermit

I know who will fuck you

If you pretend you are kermit

 

[Electric Gretar]

I fuckin hate Wiggin

I fuckin hate Bury

Suck my cock

N i'll buy you a curry

[Traf]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

but I can't stand your belching,

when you've just finished felching.