This Weather.....

[Tonge moor green jacket]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1862710/uk-snow-weather-maps-met-office/amp

Probably bollocks, but if true, then 20cm of snow per hour is some going.

[Winchester White]

14 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1862710/uk-snow-weather-maps-met-office/amp

Probably bollocks, but if true, then 20cm of snow per hour is some going.

The Express is the most batshit crazy paper out there. If it is true then its a stopped clock scenario and elvis is still alive. 

[stevieb]

On 28/01/2024 at 22:37, royal white said:

Nearly 20 degrees in Scotland today ☀️🕶️

Bollocks. 

Pick a random country no one gives a fuck about and say they've got 20 degrees in Jan. 

They don't fucking get that in summer! 🤣 

[Spider]

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1862710/uk-snow-weather-maps-met-office/amp

Probably bollocks, but if true, then 20cm of snow per hour is some going.

The express have said there’ll be a snow apocalypse every year for the last 30 years and it’s always been bollocks.

If the express told me it was raining I’d go outside and check.

[globaldiver]

28 minutes ago, Spider said:

The express have said there’ll be a snow apocalypse every year for the last 30 years and it’s always been bollocks.

If the express told me it was raining I’d go outside and check.

I don’t believe any forecast. 

[stevieb]

1 minute ago, globaldiver said:

I don’t believe any forecast. 

Tinfoil cunt. 😂

I believed the dry and mild winter forecast and went wild camping up near kinder scout last Saturday. 

It was 3 degrees. Comfy with the right gear. 

No fucking way Scotland was 20 degrees. 

[Spider]

Just now, stevieb said:

Tinfoil cunt. 😂

I believed the dry and mild winter forecast and went wild camping up near kinder scout last Saturday. 

It was 3 degrees. Comfy with the right gear. 

No fucking way Scotland was 20 degrees. 

Chemtrails isn’t it?

[kent_white]

There's some very confused geese around this year I've noticed.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Yes, I know it's the express- hence why I said probably bollocks- but the missus had a look at the service she gets access to via the local authority, and there is some correlation in around a weeks time: the temperature is scheduled to drop. 

So who knows, maybe one or two of our rivals may have a game postponed, thus compressing their fixtures!

[stevieb]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Chemtrails isn’t it?

Only people who believe the express believe in chemtrails

"Weather noncing snow bomb is due next week..." 

[gonzo]

[Marc505]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Britain doing a Britain 😃

[Marc505]

Ever have them times when you stare at a word and think the spelling and how it looks is really weird?

"Britain." It looks weird.

[Not in Crawley]

6 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Ever have them times when you stare at a word and think the spelling and how it looks is really weird?

"Britain." It looks weird.

Its yer Latin innt.

Should have stuck with Albion, bloody Romans.

[FrancisFogarty]

On 03/02/2024 at 20:41, stevieb said:

No fucking way Scotland was 20 degrees. 

Unless you count 10 in the morning and another 10 in the afternoon.

[gonzo]

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

Ever have them times when you stare at a word and think the spelling and how it looks is really weird?

"Britain." It looks weird.

I do it every time February comes round.

Im still flabbergasted it contains two R's.

[Traf]

1 hour ago, FrancisFogarty said:

Unless you count 10 in the morning and another 10 in the afternoon.

It was Fahrenheit.

[Traf]

26 minutes ago, gonzo said:

I do it every time February comes round.

Im still flabbergasted it contains two R's.

Febry?

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Yellow warnings for snow from the early hours of Thursday. 

From Cumbria downwards. 

[Marc505]

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

I do it every time February comes round.

Im still flabbergasted it contains two R's.

Just total loss of trust in words 😂 I feel like that scene off Inbetweeners when Will can't work out if words are real or not anymore.

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

2 hours ago, Marc505 said:

Ever have them times when you stare at a word and think the spelling and how it looks is really weird?

"Britain." It looks weird.

Suspicion for me

[MickyD]

Wensday not Wednesday.

I'm preferring the spell it as you say it method oft used in these parts. 

I hope I'm still around when the OED's new words are released the year they eventually catch up with us on wanderersways by realising that BLOON really is a word. 

 

[Not in Crawley]

48 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Wensday not Wednesday.

I'm preferring the spell it as you say it method oft used in these parts. 

I hope I'm still around when the OED's new words are released the year they eventually catch up with us on wanderersways by realising that BLOON really is a word. 

 

Just think of Woden's Day and then you'll never forget the d.

[radcliffe white]

16 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Yellow warnings for snow from the early hours of Thursday. 

From Cumbria downwards. 

Bonkers

time for the dryrobe

[Traf]

4 hours ago, radcliffe white said:

Bonkers

time for the dryrobe

Didn't realise SI had branched out that far.