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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Getting shut if it was a right palaver. Pulled it out by its tail, maggots falling everywhere and double bagged it. 
 

Rang environmental health to ask what to do with it and she said chuck it in your black bin. Bins had just been collected so would be another two weeks, so I thought fuck that, that’s going to stink. 
 

Drive to local tip, get there bloke working there goes , what you got mate? Dead fox says I. Tells me to fuck off, can’t leave that there. Tells me I have to go to another tip, miles away. 
 

Get there and the bloke directs me to a container, tells me to chuck it in this old chest freezer that had set up, already rammed with roadkill. 
 

Lovely stuff. 

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I inadvertently killed a seagull the other day.

Taking the family's fish and chip lunch to the bin and a final few chips fell out. Next thing it was like the birds, thousands of them.

Anyway one swoops down, grabs a chip flaps into the road and gets knocked over.

Caused quite the scene, big buggers close up.

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Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

You've said more than once you're up Leyland way.

If you've moved fair enough, otherwise its up your neck of the woods.

He lives somewhere that people parking for Iron man does his head in :D

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27 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

 

Get there and the bloke directs me to a container, tells me to chuck it in this old chest freezer that had set up, already rammed with roadkill. 

Which he sells to the local Indian takeaway once a month

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1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

So the place isn't necessarily too far from him then.

Think we should pin his location like these geo finders do on tik tok 

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20 minutes ago, L/H White said:

grim

I reckon it's rained for nearly 24 hours straight here, it's just starting to ease off a bit, but it absolutely lashed it down earlier today for about 2 hours solid.

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13 hours ago, gonzo said:

Hmm, 2.5mm to be classed as a wet day. 

That's not a lot, and if we had that fairly quickly, followed by sun for the rest of the day, we'd we reet.

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