Christian Grey

[no balls]

'Shades of Grey' sex toy range ?

 

I see a marketing opportunity. We need to get the licence & then jsut watch the money roll in.

 

Put your money where your mouth is, girls!

 

 

(I still think a Shades of Grey Onesie or one of those horrible scruffy looking character T-shirt nighties would be better target marketing though).

[DazBob]

(I still think a Shades of Grey Onesie or one of those horrible scruffy looking character T-shirt nighties would be better target marketing though).

 

Surely the onesie would need a handy 'easy access' flap?

[no balls]

Surely the onesie would need a handy 'easy access' flap?

 

For a scratch between soap operas?

[DazBob]

Scratch, tinker, insertion, whatever. The world's your lobster.

[Pablo]

All under 1 roof !

[Andydee]

A social media bod (female) used it as an example of how to find women and I quote '...if you wanted to search for women in Manchester, search for shades of grey or christian grey + manchester....'. The example was lost on most of the males!

 

Does Little Whitt have Twitter!

[HomerJay]

My Missus mentioned it for the 1st time today.

 

I gave her my thoughts

[bolty58]

My Missus mentioned it for the 1st time today.

 

I gave her my thoughts

 

She'll be moist then.

[HomerJay]

I've just come across it on amazon and read a few of the reviews

 

500 say it's 5 star and great

300 say it's 1 star and utter dogshit

 

Fuck all in between

 

Make if that what you will

 

[enzo gambaro]

I've just come across it on amazon

Could you not just mark it out of five like everyone else?

[SHAT]

I've just come across it on amazon after reading a couple of pages.

[Sweep]

Mrs CWP is about half way through it, she reckons it's OK, but nothing special

[DIPS]

A bint on fb put it nicely, 'I'd rather watch the real thing!'

Edited June 22, 2012 by DIPS

[no balls]

A bint on fb put it nicely, 'I'd rather watch do the real thing!'

 

Pretty much this.

 

Get involved girls, give it a try!

[birch-chorley]

two old dears who work at the till at ASDA where on about it today, they can't get it on the shelves fast enough.

 

Is it proper mucky stuff like? I bet its got fuck all on one of gonzo's tales from the PIP side

[stevieb]

Escort readers wives for women.

 

Ive downloaded it the Mrs on my kindle and she said its a bit racy. It must be poorly written as she's been arsed to read it!

[HomerJay]

I've no read even a word of it but by judging by the women who are loving it on facefuck, id say it was a simple book aimed at simple minds.

[marsman]

erotic novel ? what a load of shit, if i sat on a train and broke out a copy of shaven brazillian snatches magazine I'd be glared at by an angry mob of miserable wimmin with faces like bashed crabs and asked to put it away, but its perfect acceptable for a woman to do so.

 

Double fuckin standards.

couldnt agree more my fella..same as this billy piper lezsie shite..soft porn bollox..get on redtube..each to his /her own though

[james phillips]

I'm sick to fucking death of hearing & reading of people reading this drivel.

 

I imagine most of the wimmin who read it won't swallow and are sat reading it in a onesie.

 

I do despair at times. Girl's get your sexy lingerie on, open a bottle of wine and have a proper sesh with your husband/boyfriend/lover instead of reading a jumped up Jackie Collins novel.

 

That gets my vote NB.