leigh white Posted December 4, 2012 Posted December 4, 2012 Prince William Kate Middleton You Who, Me ? Quote
Moderators Casino Posted December 4, 2012 Moderators Posted December 4, 2012 Standards are slipping on here Is nobody taking morris? Quote
leigh white Posted December 4, 2012 Posted December 4, 2012 Yes, you. Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch. Quote
Moderators Carlos Posted December 4, 2012 Moderators Posted December 4, 2012 Right, my three would be Barry Knight's family, whilst he watched. Quote
Members DazBob Posted December 4, 2012 Members Posted December 4, 2012 I need one more to shoot that stupid bastard Keith Lemmon, this cunt`s about as funny as toothache, but more annoying. Just pen a nasty poem about him instead. Quote
Smiffs Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 I'm not wasting a bullet on Barry Knight becuase it looks like he's going to be riddled with them anyway so... Alan Carr Richard Lewis David Blunkett (he won't see that one coming) Quote
bolton va va Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch. On Moss Bank Way.......it's a duel carriageway. Quote
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 5, 2012 Author Site Supporter Posted December 5, 2012 Just pen a nasty poem about him instead. Got it; me, me, me. There's a bloke on the telly called Lemmon He's really a bit of a melon I've got a spare bullet because I won't shoot Ruud Gullit But Lemmon's a bit of a felon. In't poetry brill? Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Bit cheeky but can I have a extra bullet for Lenny Henry ? Quote
Didledee Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 You know some bullets can go through more than one person, Quote
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 5, 2012 Author Site Supporter Posted December 5, 2012 Have an extra two if you want, they're £20 each for extras. Quote
land_and_sea Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 1) Heather Mills 2) Bono 3)George Bush jr I'd just break Coyle's arms with a baseball bat. Quote
Loft Nuthouse Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head Quote
Guest Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head What's he done wrong? Quote
no balls Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 Everything. What particular everything though? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 ...David Blunkett (he won't see that one coming) I'd shoot his dog (Maisie?) and make him watch. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head "NOOOOOO!!!" Quote
jules_darby Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Fuck what an omission Jonny evans One for him After he's seen me deliver 2 to his nearest ad dearest Hopefully one of them is Barry Knight You know for ease like Quote
L/H White Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 The first 3 I could get to who have been charged with child abuse. Quote
Traf Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Members of the X factor live audience. Proper cunts. Quote
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 9, 2012 Site Supporter Posted December 9, 2012 Especially the hypocritical ones Quote
Members DazBob Posted December 10, 2012 Members Posted December 10, 2012 The first 3 I could get to who have been charged with child abuse. Maybe best to wait until they've been found guilty Quote
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