If we each had three bullets and were assured immunity from prosecution, who would get shot?

 

 

Not decided mine yet.

Yes, you.

Standards are slipping on here

Is nobody taking morris?

Yes, you.

Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch.

Right, my three would be Barry Knight's family, whilst he watched.

I need one more to shoot that stupid bastard Keith Lemmon, this cunt`s about as funny as toothache, but more annoying.

 

Just pen a nasty poem about him instead.

I'm not wasting a bullet on Barry Knight becuase it looks like he's going to be riddled with them anyway so...

 

Alan Carr

Richard Lewis

David Blunkett (he won't see that one coming)

Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch.

 

On Moss Bank Way.......it's a duel carriageway.

Just pen a nasty poem about him instead.

 

Got it; me, me, me.

 

 

There's a bloke on the telly called Lemmon

He's really a bit of a melon

I've got a spare bullet

because I won't shoot Ruud Gullit

But Lemmon's a bit of a felon.

 

 

In't poetry brill?

Bit cheeky but can I have a extra bullet for Lenny Henry ?

You know some bullets can go through more than one person,

Have an extra two if you want, they're £20 each for extras.

1) Heather Mills

2) Bono

3)George Bush jr

I'd just break Coyle's arms with a baseball bat.

Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head

Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head

 

What's he done wrong?

What's he done wrong?

 

Everything.

 

 

Everything.

What particular everything though?

 

...David Blunkett (he won't see that one coming)

 

I'd shoot his dog (Maisie?) and make him watch.

Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head

"NOOOOOO!!!"

 

Fuck what an omission

 

Jonny evans

 

One for him

 

After he's seen me deliver 2 to his nearest ad dearest

 

Hopefully one of them is Barry Knight

 

You know for ease like

 

Rod Stewart

The Pope

Alan Sugar

The first 3 I could get to who have been charged with child abuse.

Members of the X factor live audience.

 

Proper cunts.

Especially the hypocritical ones

The first 3 I could get to who have been charged with child abuse.

 

Maybe best to wait until they've been found guilty

Ed Miliband, Ed Balls and Harriet Harman