miamiwhite Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 I'll start you off with........... In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant'' I nearly swung for the retard Quote
anewman Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Told you so Or I'm not being funny but .... Quote
Big_Sharps Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 I'll start you off with........... In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant'' I nearly swung for the retard Did he have long hair? Quote
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted January 11, 2013 Site Supporter Posted January 11, 2013 It is what it is At the end of the day Quote
miamiwhite Posted January 11, 2013 Author Posted January 11, 2013 is that it to quote george costigan ''what do you mean,is that it,i thought i were i great !! ''.............2 squirts of gonzo's finest fake tan for the film it was from Quote
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted January 11, 2013 Site Supporter Posted January 11, 2013 Where did you lose it Quote
Juan.Kerr Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Up for grabs. The all important . . . (insert weather or lottery numbers or BPL tables/results). Quote
Baba O'Riley Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 to quote george costigan ''what do you mean,is that it,i thought i were i great !! ''.............2 squirts of gonzo's finest fake tan for the film it was from Rita, Sue and Bob Too. Where do I collect my prize? Quote
miamiwhite Posted January 11, 2013 Author Posted January 11, 2013 Rita, Sue and Bob Too. Where do I collect my prize? a caravan on a pub car park near blackpool...........it's surrounded by road/gas works Quote
stevieb Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 You only live once. Or yolo to emo kids. Quote
miamiwhite Posted January 11, 2013 Author Posted January 11, 2013 does my arse look big in this ? Quote
Andydee Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 I'll start you off with........... In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant'' I nearly swung for the retard Was he ginger? Quote
miamiwhite Posted January 11, 2013 Author Posted January 11, 2013 Was he ginger? strawberry blonde with Harmani glasses Quote
tomski Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 I'm a man yoo fan because .................. (Normally anything other than I'm from stretford) Quote
no balls Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 When a bloke starts a sentence with 'Honestly' Quote
Site Supporter fatolive Posted January 11, 2013 Site Supporter Posted January 11, 2013 two separate e mails today, both halfwits stated : "jut giving you a heads up to put it on your radar" fucking bullshit speak for " I'm just letting you know" Quote
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