I'll start you off with...........

 

In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant''

 

I nearly swung for the retard

Today's attendance is 17,500

 

Today's man of the match is Chris Eagles

 

Anyone over 20 saying "worldie"

 

 

Mavies for Mark Davies does my head in...

 

 

Wotsit for Bogdan

 

and any references t fuckin caravans!

 

"Can I get a............."

 

Reeeewind

Reeeewind

 

 

 

 

Thingy, Do-Dah, "you know who i mean, what's her name".

Tekkers.

 

Only twats use that "word"

Tekkers.

 

Only twats use that "word"

Tekkers? That's Leyth for the bummee.

"My bad" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Rio says silks instead of tekkers.

he's moving for a new challenge,it's nothing to do with money

Not 'three' bad.

"Not tonight dear, I have a headache"

Not 'three' bad.

 

A personal fave. I hate when people say it but love saying it myself to see people react!

"We are where we are"

 

so fucking what you piece of shit if it wasn't for toss pots like you we'd be in a better place..grrrr

"Not tonight dear, I have a headache"

 

Just wait till she goes sleep.

Tekkers? That's Leyth for the bummee.

 

In that sense, it's acceptable.

 

When someone uses to describe an act of skill or trickery, they want fucking with a live rattlesnake.

Two things to have crept into recent piss-me-off speak are:

 

People who say yes three times in quick succession;

Ye ye ye.

 

Also, when asked a question which needs an answer to the affirmative and you get ABSOLUTELY!

 

Not a saying as such but the use of the word "Marra" up in northern Cumbria.

 

Arrrghhhh!

Not a saying as such but the use of the word "Marra" up in northern Cumbria.

 

Arrrghhhh!

 

I don't mind being called that one at all. It's a nice term of endearment. You're just grumpy, Daniel because you smell of chlamydia

I don't mind being called that one at all. It's a nice term of endearment. You're just grumpy, Daniel because you smell of chlamydia

 

No symptoms, just curiosity!

"swag"

 

 

I don't mind being called that one at all. It's a nice term of endearment. You're just grumpy, Daniel because you smell of chlamydia

Surely he reeks rather than smells

"is it just me?"

 

"not being funny but....."

 

Any saying that contains impossible percentages such as "I'm with you 200%" or "the lads gave it 110%". No. They didn't.

No symptoms, just curiosity!

 

don't need symptoms with that fucker.

 

i bet you're riddled with it.

Touch base