Annoying Bastard Sayings

[magic legs]

Sportsmen who respond to a question with "Look" at the beginning of their answer. Used to be an Aussie thing but I've heard Cook and KP use it now.

[magic legs]

Oh and the one that annoys me more than any is 'bant' or 'banter'

 

What about 'bantz'? or 'top bantz'?

[no balls]

Sportsmen who respond to a question with "Look" at the beginning of their answer. Used to be an Aussie thing but I've heard Cook and KP use it now.

 

I've got a friend who starts too many sentences with the word "listen". What a stupid thing to say.

I know if I say it annoys me though he'll do it more.

[DazBob]

I've got a friend who starts too many sentences with the word "listen". What a stupid thing to say.

I know if I say it annoys me though he'll do it more.

 

Maybe you should try to appear more attentive.

Edited January 14, 2013 by DazBob

[DirtySanchez]

Commentators who say the ball was cleared off the line when really it was about three yards in front of it

[no balls]

Red sauce.

 

It's fucking ketchup!

[tomski]

Spooky! It's the shitest word in the English language.

[DazBob]

Spooky! It's the shitest word in the English language.

 

I thought the same. Spooky!

[tomski]

Ha ha set myself up for that!

[DazBob]

"Impact sub"

[beer_swiller]

Well Basically ?

 

See ya later ( when you have no fuckin intention of seeing them later)

 

To Noah Vale ( summert what footbaw commentators say)

 

Taw reet? when they can see I was pisst up the night before and clearly not aw reet.

 

Elo elo elo ( Greater Manchester Police arresting me)

 

Pies again? the missus.

[DazBob]

Pacifically

[derek smalls]

"Can I get a............."

 

that one winds me up to fuck.

 

 

also, people who have two points to make and start off with `point A` but they either never get to `point B` or they say `secondly` or `also` instead.

its probably my grumpy old age but i find myself screaming at the radio `wheres fucking point B!`

[H]

Pacifically

 

I had a boss said that all the time without realising it. Another favourite was "don't hold my head to a gun"

[fellman]

a boss at a place i used to work at sent a memo out and he used the words "human cry" instead of "hue and cry" having said that he was from stoneclough so maybe that explains it?

Edited January 14, 2013 by fellman

[no balls]

a boss at a place i used to work at sent a memo out and he used the words "human cry" instead of "hue and cry" having said that he was from stoneclough so maybe that explains it?

 

I bet it was a labour of love to resend that memo.

[shytalk]

"Do you get what i'm saying?"

 

"Just so we are on the same page"

 

More recently, people who say "You're joking", after being told that their work mate had just been killed, or similar. Yep, sorry, I am. How callous of me.

[Guest]

"Do you get what i'm saying?"

 

"Just so we are on the same page"

 

More recently, people who say "You're joking", after being told that their work mate had just been killed, or similar. Yep, sorry, I am. How callous of me.

 

 

That always amuses

[Traf]

I bet it was a labour of love to resend that memo.

 

Especially the one that discussed his search for Linda.

[frankietheman]

back foot. - anatomically impossible in a biped.

[Barnstoneworth White]

back foot. - anatomically impossible in a biped.

 

Agreed, but not out of the question in a cricketing context.

 

Anyway the one that pisses me right off is - 'you do the math.'

[Guest]

Agreed, but not out of the question in a cricketing context.

 

Anyway the one that pisses me right off is - 'you do the math.'

 

Or "go figure"

[Barnstoneworth White]

 

 

Or "go figure"

 

Awesome

[no balls]

Awesome

 

I bagsied that one earlier in the thread, doooood

[Traf]

Radical.