no balls Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 A girl sucking the biggest inflatable penis in Ma Kelly's I ever seen still gives me a fond memory of tackypool Aye. That'll get her a good un for the night. Lezzering up for the lads too. All good tactics. Quote
leigh white Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 Aye. That'll get her a good un for the night. Lezzering up for the lads too. All good tactics. Suprising what wimmin folk get up to with a belly full of ale on a hen party. Quote
no balls Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Suprising what wimmin folk get up to with a belly full of ale on a hen party. Oh it's not surprising. There's some orribul wimmin out there. It's worrying when the #vile lads I sup with are more civilised than a gaggle of birds Edited May 11, 2013 by no balls Quote
Danny G Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 Girls on Hen dos are far more worserer than blokes on Stags Quote
fellman Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) if i grace your gaffe with my presence C,how are we getting from yours to the champion grievers' town and are we dragging Oggy along ? plus is my lada safe overnight ? We get a lift there and oggy will read this and if he don't ill ring him As for your lada it stinks of vomit cum and violence....oh and crime..... Edited May 11, 2013 by fellman Quote
leigh white Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Anyway, going on a mad do with the non league notrights in Nottingham for the end of a season bash, will give you an update when I get home. from that one in June. Edited May 11, 2013 by leigh white Quote
no balls Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 Anyway, going on a mad do with the non league notrights in Nottingham for the end of a season bash, will give you an update when I get home. from that one in June. June is 2 weeks off. That'll be some mad do then Quote
Danny G Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 Will Diddles be making an appearance this time? Quote
gonzo Posted May 12, 2013 Author Posted May 12, 2013 Will Diddles be making an appearance this time? More chance of seeing HomerJay. Quote
EyesRight Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 13th July confirmed? Just going to look at hotels. Are most people stopping over? Quote
gonzo Posted May 12, 2013 Author Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) 13th July confirmed? Just going to look at hotels. Are most people stopping over? Yep... 13th it is. Traf batted my dilly dallying self aside and put his big giant hairy foot down,god love him. Ma Kellys for 1pm...bring your own inflatable penis. Edited May 12, 2013 by gonzo Quote
Smiffs Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 I would love to dress as a comic book hero and let some 50 year old kebab eating slagtramp from Barnsley suffocate me with her jizz ladden mega melons, then lie comatose in the street caked in my own shit and piss but I will be in albufera instead. Quote
radcliffe white Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 13th July confirmed? Just going to look at hotels. Are most people stopping over? stopping over you only live round the corner! Quote
Danny G Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 i may end up roaming the streets in a drunken, coked up mess until the First train home. Or i will kip at Gonzos! Quote
gonzo Posted May 12, 2013 Author Posted May 12, 2013 i may end up roaming the streets in a drunken, coked up mess until the First train home. Or i will kip at Gonzos! I can show you my new tea pot! Quote
miamiwhite Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 I can show you my new tea pot! you are a tea pot !!! Quote
jules_darby Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 I need a good excuse/lie to get in for this one Quote
gonzo Posted May 12, 2013 Author Posted May 12, 2013 I need a good excuse/lie to get in for this one Golfing trip to Royal Lytham with important clients?? Quote
jules_darby Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 Golfing trip to Royal Lytham with important clients?? And when I come back in the next day licking my knees?! Quote
Danny G Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 I can show you my new tea pot! Do you have a tea cosy too? Quote
radcliffe white Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 you are a tea pot !!! you up for this piss up pal? Sure nobster will pop down from his caravan to. Quote
miamiwhite Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 you up for this piss up pal? Sure nobster will pop down from his caravan to. if i'm not working pal i'm all over it like one of Gonzo's snide Harmani tops. the old boys will show you youngsters a trick or two Quote
gonzo Posted May 12, 2013 Author Posted May 12, 2013 Do you have a tea cosy too? I can borrow one of BigE's gangtsa hats.... And come on Julian...you can do it! Do you want me to ask her for you?? Quote
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