Supper

[Not in Crawley]

Tesco's Chicken and Chorizo pâté is the mutt's nuts. What's everyone else favouring this evening time?

 

By the way, I call tea, tea not dinner and supper is most definitely eaten in your PJs with a cup of tea not a fish dish with friends pre theatre.

[Guest]

Tesco's Chicken and Chorizo pâté is the mutt's nuts. What's everyone else favouring this evening time?

 

By the way, I call tea, tea not dinner and supper is most definitely eaten in your PJs with a cup of tea not a fish dish with friends pre theatre.

 

 

you do now!

[Casino]

supper is most definitely eaten in your PJs with a cup of tea not a fish dish with friends pre theatre.

 

you've changed

[jules_darby]

I'm still eating my "tea" as I work a proper day

[Spider]

I've not had my breakfast yet, do I win the "worked hardest today" prize?

[anewman]

just had my tea, a 3 egg ommlette

[Traf]

I've not had my breakfast yet, do I win the "worked hardest today" prize?

 

No, because you only got out of bed 10 minutes ago.

[Sweep]

just had my tea, a 3 egg ommlette

That's incredibly healthy, I had a pizza followed by a bowl of ice cream

[HomerJay]

Late tea tonight after playing footy

 

Poached chicken, chip n beans

 

Smashing

[no balls]

home made chicken pie, new potatoes & green beans for tonight's meal so no need for anything till the morning for me .

[Sweep]

home made chicken pie, new potatoes & green beans for tonight's meal so no need for anything till the morning for me .

I hope it's not made using that flakey puff pastry shit....short crust pastry or nothing!

Edited May 29, 2013 by CWP

[Danny G]

Glass of Gallo Summer Red for me. Eating is cheating.

[no balls]

I hope it's not made using that flakey puff pastry shit....short crust pastry or nothing!

 

Filo actually. It's a summery type pie

[anewman]

That's incredibly healthy, I had a pizza followed by a bowl of ice cream

I got called a fat cunt 3 times in town on sunday, maybe they were telling me something or the salmon t shirt I had on made me look fat

[Carlos]

Salmon = pink. Pink to make the boys wink.

[superjohnmcginlay]

I'm slaying pints of Timothy Taylor

[Judge Fudge]

Gravy butties cos in a lazy cunt

[gonzo]

Im just consuming a protein shake with extra bcca's and a tin of sardines.

 

Rock and fucking roll.

[no balls]

Im just consuming a protein shake

 

That's a euphemism, shirley.

[gonzo]

That's a euphemism, shirley.

 

If you masturbate upside down you can jizz all over your own face.

[Sweep]

 

 

If you masturbate upside down you can jizz all over your own face.

Is it not just easier to do it into your hand and then smear it all over your face?

[no balls]

If you masturbate upside down you can jizz all over your own face.

 

Can you not just squirt like wimmin?

[Spider]

If you tease yourself enough, you can eventually ejaculate with such force you can hit the ceiling.

 

I'm told.

[no balls]

If you tease yourself enough, you can eventually ejaculate with such force you can hit the ceiling.

 

I'm told.

 

I have also been told this. I believed him, as it's easier than not and then finding glue on your light fitting the next tiem you clean it.

[gonzo]

 

Is it not just easier to do it into your hand and then smear it all over your face?

 

The rush if blood to the head makes for quite a buzz.

 

Moment kind of goes when you are stood in the bathroom washing jizz off your face with a flannel mind.