Youri McAnespie Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Watching the repeat The Daily Politics/PMQs on telly late last night... I thought Milliband's cringeworthy use of 'hashtag' in a speech t'other month was a nadir for Westminster, then Cameron comes out with this scripted wanky shite... “I know I've been the one on holiday in Ibiza...but they've been the ones taking policy-altering substances!" I thought I was going to be sick. Some twat obviously saw Obama's speech t'other month with the (latest) of his 'hip' drug references and thought "I'll have some of that..." Fucking c*nts to a man (or woman). To think some deluded souls still prescribe to either of these showers of wankstains. Quote
Members DazBob Posted June 6, 2013 Members Posted June 6, 2013 How did he pronounce Ibiza? I'm hoping it was Eye-Bee-Forrrr Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted June 6, 2013 Author Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) 'Eye Bee Tha'. And there was some frankly horrendous harridan, probably not much older than you or I, must dress in the dark - sat behind him grinning inanely when he said it..."like she knew the score - Bobby Moore!" Like I said, I was distinctly nauseous...I know they have scriptwriter type folk - you have to question their (Cameron etc.) judgement in anything if they think 'down with it' quips like that are acceptable? (and Milliband with his 'hashtag', before anyone accuses me of being a 'socialist' again). Any right-minded person would tell them to fuck off and/or sack them, if presented with shite 'jokes' like that. Edited June 6, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Guest Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Probably right http://pro.moneyweek.com/myk-eob/LMYKP539/ Fucked Quote
no balls Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 Anybody got a photo of a bear having a poo in a woodland? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted June 6, 2013 Author Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) Probably right http://pro.moneyweek...k-eob/LMYKP539/ Fucked I dunno what that is as I've got pop-up/flash/media blocker on my browser... I'm sick of going on news sites and videos starting up (and advert on other sites). I, primarily, want to read when I'm on the 'net, not watch. Is it about Politicians wanking? If so, I may unblock - especially if Teresa May and that 'Socialist Whore' from t'other week are lezzing it up with a couple of strap-ons. Edited June 6, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted June 6, 2013 Author Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) Anybody got a photo of a bear having a poo in a woodland? No, but I did come across this 'update' of the 'I fucking love cocaine' bear meme. Which leads me to this one, I don't normally like 'wacky' pictures, but this raised a slight smile... He doesn't look much of a coke man to be fair, more likely magic mushrooms or ketamine... Edited June 6, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
no balls Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 I'm missing the link between bears and coke but carry on if folk get it Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted June 6, 2013 Author Posted June 6, 2013 What about this picture of a baby with a big bag of wanker-dust? Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 7, 2013 Site Supporter Posted June 7, 2013 Probably right http://pro.moneyweek...k-eob/LMYKP539/ Fucked Kinell- should we invest in a moneyweek subscription? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 Prime Minister's Questions again... Cameron (on Miliband and the Unions): "He told us it was going to be Raging Bull, he gave us Chicken Run." I've a question Prime Minister, which boxer's life story was the film 'Raging Bull' based on? What a f*cking c*nt. Anyone who still has any faith in any Politicians would be minded to watch this weekly Pantomime, especially with scripted shite like the above and the subsequent fake guffawing and 'ear ear'. Utter wank. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 it gets worse, the 'joke' wasn't even an original - he obviously thought it went down well before so he'd use it again! http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/03/23/uk-britain-scotland-idUKBRE82M0UE20120323 Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:46pm GMT(Reuters) - Prime Minister David Cameron accused Scottish leader Alex Salmond on Friday of dithering over an independence referendum, mocking Salmond's performance as being more like the movie "Chicken Run" than Scottish nationalist epic "Braveheart". Quote
Moderators Carlos Posted September 11, 2013 Moderators Posted September 11, 2013 I heard it but haven't seen Chicken Run so didn't get it. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 He obviously isn't familiar with 'Raging Bull', but, has he even seen 'Chicken Run' either? Isn't it loosely based on 'The Great Escape'? Isn't it a tale about unlikely bravery and personal redemption in the sphere of battery chickens? Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 11, 2013 Site Supporter Posted September 11, 2013 I've seen chicks with dicks 4 "prolapse edition". Bet the PM hasn't. Quote
tyldesley_white Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 I heard it but haven't seen Chicken Run so didn't get it. Hes not seen the real world let alone Chicken Run Quote
Danny G Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 All cheeks from the same arse, however I would much rather have Cameron in charge than Miliband. Quote
stevieb Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 All cheeks from the same arse, however I would much rather have Cameron in charge than Miliband. I wouldn't put miliband in charge of an asda checkout let alone the fuckin country! Quote
Danny G Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 I wouldn't put miliband in charge of an asda checkout let alone the fuckin country! Free food for everyone, we can worry about paying it back some other time. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) That would be working on the assumption The Labour Party want Miliband running the Country... Sure, they'll talk a good game, but like all involved in Party Politics, Party comes first - and what's good for The Labour Party right now is to be in opposition. We're going to have loads of crowd pleasing smoke and mirrors in the countdown to the next General Election, and for what? To end up with a choice between Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum. Send a message to the c*nts, spoil your ballot, register your dissatisfaction, don't just think "They're both sets of wankers, I'll stay at home - that'll learn 'em!" because that's what they want you to do, be the silent majority, let them glide into power off the votes of the deluded and party loyal. Well don't, be the Unsilent majority, like this bloke... That was a political broadcast by the 'Politicians are Complete Wankers' Initiative . Edited September 11, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
starvin marvin Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 That would be working on the assumption The Labour Party want Miliband running the Country... Sure, they'll talk a good game, but like all involved in Party Politics, Party comes first - and what's good for The Labour Party right now is to be in opposition. We're going to have loads of crowd pleasing smoke and mirrors in the countdown to the next General Election, and for what? To end up with a choice between Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum. Send a message to the c*nts, spoil your ballot, register your dissatisfaction, don't just think "They're both sets of wankers, I'll stay at home - that'll learn 'em!" because that's what they want you to do, be the silent majority, let them glide into power off the votes of the deluded and party loyal. Well don't, be the Unsilent majority, like this bloke... That was a political broadcast by the 'Politicians are Complete Wankers' Initiative . Did he not get elected by the Labour Party? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 'Paulie' (aka Burt Young)? No, he's an American, and not involved in Politics (to my knowledge). Quote
starvin marvin Posted September 11, 2013 Posted September 11, 2013 Apologies no, it related to your first paragraph. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 11, 2013 Author Posted September 11, 2013 Yeah, they voted him in as leader, but do you think even the most die-hard Labour acolyte really believes, in their heart of hearts, that he'll be Prime Minister? As long as he's a hole in his arse he's no chance of it... Quote
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