gonzo Posted June 9, 2013 Posted June 9, 2013 Had a couple of sherbets in the Golden Eagle this afternoon and bumped into a bloke I used to serve in my old local that goes by the name of 'foxy'... How the guy is still alive is beyond me,he must do 18 pints a day easy. He works at the Fleetwood Chairmans telesales gaff just down the road and on his dinner hour he goes to the Eagle and clears 4 pints in 45 mintues,then on his 20 minute break at 2pm clears a pint and double vodka chaser just to take him through,he lands back in there at 5pm prompt and leaves at 11pm every weekday. At weekend he comes in our place for 2 pints at 11am,then walks to the Eagle and pitches up there till midnight. They guy will be dead in a year...fact. Working around the town center a lot I know of a lot of serious pisspots,but they generally start early finish early,although seeing the mad cunts with a pint in hand at 9:01am makes me think what the fuck are you playing at?! So who is the biggest piss pot you know?? Quote
bgoefc Posted June 9, 2013 Posted June 9, 2013 if you asked me that back in 1992 when i used to go in the Balmoral at 11:30am then we would be on the same plane. Carry on! Quote
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 9, 2013 Posted June 9, 2013 Anybody who has met Mr H knows the answer When he worked in Warrington, he used to meet me on Friday dinners, we had about 90 mins and he'd have 8 pints, I then met him again at 5, he was christened 'Drink Problem' by my work colleagues He's a fucking animal Quote
gonzo Posted June 9, 2013 Author Posted June 9, 2013 It appears I overlooked my good man MrH! Fucking legend that man,absoloute legend. Quote
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 9, 2013 Posted June 9, 2013 He's on the Blackpool WW outing, God help us Quote
no balls Posted June 9, 2013 Posted June 9, 2013 He's on the Blackpool WW outing, God help us He saved my life in Blackpool. Quote
gonzo Posted June 9, 2013 Author Posted June 9, 2013 He's on the Blackpool WW outing, God help us Fucking Jesus. That's just made my weekend. I'm gonna take him in Kaos to see Mince and Butch. Quote
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 9, 2013 Posted June 9, 2013 I can see his penis in their faces and demanding they suck it I was out with him on Friday and have been unable to move since, we were only having 2 pints in Southfields, don't believe a word he says Quote
gonzo Posted June 9, 2013 Author Posted June 9, 2013 I can see his penis in their faces and demanding they suck it I was out with him on Friday and have been unable to move since, we were only having 2 pints in Southfields, don't believe a word he says Last time I had a beer with him,he told me about the first time you two met. Wonderful stuff. Quote
Whizz Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 Bloke (alki) comes in cricket club every day at 4 and drinks Aussie white wine. He's in the post office and church in Farnworth all day every day. Anyhow he's recently been diagnosed with cancer and told he's not got long left. On Saturtday night hhe attened his own wake in the Church. Wrong. Quote
gonzo Posted June 10, 2013 Author Posted June 10, 2013 3 lads cracking open a big bottle of 3 hammers on talbot road at 9:08 this morning. Lovely. Quote
Ashey Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 Drove past the Golden Eagle saturday afternoon, decent beer garden there mate Quote
Traf Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 Anybody who has met Mr H knows the answer When he worked in Warrington, he used to meet me on Friday dinners, we had about 90 mins and he'd have 8 pints, I then met him again at 5, he was christened 'Drink Problem' by my work colleagues He's a fucking animal Yep, H. Quote
gonzo Posted June 10, 2013 Author Posted June 10, 2013 Drove past the Golden Eagle saturday afternoon, decent beer garden there mate It is mate! Clunge presence is delicious at times as well. One can brigade are out in force today round central... Quote
tomski Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 It is mate! Clunge presence is delicious at times as well. One can brigade are out in force today round central... With them drinking one can, does that make them responsible drinkers? Quote
gonzo Posted June 10, 2013 Author Posted June 10, 2013 With them drinking one can, does that make them responsible drinkers? That's a good point,they obviously don't want to peak too early and embarrass themselves later on. Mind you the fact that they only have 87p to their name may have more to do with it! Quote
mannyroad58 Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 Yes Mr H, we've been good mates for nearly 30 years and nothing he does suprises me anymore, Many years ago after we'd been out 1 friday night he got home and got the green light of his mrs for a little hanky panky so he gladly took her up on her offer only to throw up over her half way through Good times Quote
Sweep Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 got the green light of his mrs for a little hanky panky so he gladly took her up on her offer only to throw up over her half way through Did he continue after the chunder? Quote
mannyroad58 Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 Did he continue after the chunder? I think he just tried to carry on but she was having non of it the fucking prude Quote
magic legs Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 How do people afford to drinks 15+ pints every day? Or hold down a job that pays enough for the £16k of disposable income per annum to do that? Quote
Sweep Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 How do people afford to drinks 15+ pints every day? Or hold down a job that pays enough for the £16k of disposable income per annum to do that? ......get a Quick Quid loan possibly?!? Quote
tomski Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 How do people afford to drinks 15+ pints every day? Or hold down a job that pays enough for the £16k of disposable income per annum to do that? If you find out let us know, it sounds fun. Quote
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