What's The Stupidest Question You've Ever Been Asked?

[jazza]

I have just been asked

 

"what city is the leaning tower of Pisa in?"

 

in all seriousness

[Garrp]

'Do you want a blowjob'

[tomski]

Would you like to work for Man ure.

[gonzo]

'Do you want a blowjob'

 

Casino ask you that at Bristol as well?

[DazBob]

'Do you want a blowjob'

 

What was your reply to him?

[tomski]

 

 

Casino ask you that at Bristol as well?

Ha ha

[DazBob]

"Do you SpazNob, take thee .. etc etc"

[Pablo]

Many at work.

 

"What county is Scotland in ?"

 

"Is Berkshire a county?"

 

"What town is Stockport in ? I know it's in Manchester, but what town ?"

[DazBob]

Oh, one that always seems to be asked by the retards at the checkout at Sainsburys, it's gone 6pm I've got my suit on and they can't help but ask, "Just finished work?"

 

I can only imagine, for them, it;s like Taxi Tourettes. "Is town busy, mate?"

[Flannel Truscott]

Oh, one that always seems to be asked by the retards at the checkout at Sainsburys, it's gone 6pm I've got my suit on and they can't help but ask, "Just finished work?"

 

I can only imagine, for them, it;s like Taxi Tourettes. "Is town busy, mate?"

 

Do you not just look sad and tell them youve been to a funeral?

[Danny G]

I got asked a few by some daft Yank birds whilst in Cancun a few years back.

 

" Do you guys use Pesos in England"

" Can you see the Moon from England"

" Why does it take us 5 hours to fly here and you 10 hours"

[stevieb]

Oh, one that always seems to be asked by the retards at the checkout at Sainsburys, it's gone 6pm I've got my suit on and they can't help but ask, "Just finished work?"

 

I can only imagine, for them, it;s like Taxi Tourettes. "Is town busy, mate?"

 

Do you want a bag?

 

No I'll just carry my 42 items in my pockets you Cunt.

[Traf]

A lad I know (and Whitt probably does too) is known as not being the sharpest tool in the box.

 

He was sat having his haircut and the girls asks him what he does for a living, as they tend to.

He tells her what he does and then asks her what she does.

[Zico]

this isn't a stupid question, just an act of stupidity, however, this thread will suffice

 

client at work

 

proper essex type blonde

 

needed her login details for some website

 

asked her for the password

 

she said that her browser saved it, so would copy and paste it and send it to us

 

received the following in an email:

 

hi, my password is *********

[oggybwfc]

Sister in law asked my wife

 

"would K want a Utd watch for Christmas?"

 

No he would not he supports Bolton.

 

"They dont have Bolton ones,what about a City one then?"

[DazBob]

Do you not just look sad and tell them youve been to a funeral?

 

Or I might just say,"No, I'm on way home from court. Can't believe I got away with it."

[magic legs]

Colleague asked one lunchtime "What do you read books for?"

[barryk32]

Why do they put Windmills on top of hills where its already windy?

[oggybwfc]

Why do they put Windmills on top of hills where its already windy?

 

Ace

[Danny G]

Gonzo Once asked me if i wanted a line.

 

Silly fucker

[maje]

'Will I need euros for my trip to Edinburgh?'

[MickyD]

Go into your place of work and say to each of your colleagues:

 

I was at a pub quiz last night. One of the questions was, "What was the name of the ship in the film, 'Mutiny on the Bounty'?"

 

Bet they don't all know.

[superjohnmcginlay]

A lad at cricket on Saturday witnessed the opening over which was a maiden, then declared we were on three,

 

Had to explain batsman 1 and batsmen 2 were the positions not scores

 

He's played for 20 years

 

Knob

 

 

 

[jazza]

My ex wife (then fiancee) asked me at half time in extra time of 2000 cup semi v Villa if I wanted to go for a nice walk...

 

Then wondered why i swore at holdsworth and said that i should feel sorry for the cunt

[bolton_blondie]

'Will I need euros for my trip to Edinburgh?'

 

Twat