jazza Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 Being nearly 50 (fuck it hurts writing that) I never thought I'd ask this question but..., I have 2 ladies just now... & while I get called it often I'm not a cunt. I didn't purposely set out to end up with 2 ... I thought the lass from Perth wasn't interested. The other girl is only 26... I am nearly 49 for fucks sake ... I haven't slept with her yet, but I know it's there for the taming Woman 1 is 45... A really nice lass who I had the time of my life with on a week away in Ireland... She is great for me... I don't want or need to drink around her and while she's a bit big I do fancy her Number 2 is 26 and a barmaid part time in my local... She is great fun and we have same sense of humour... She is a psychiatric nurse in her normal life ... But isit too close to home? I'd hate awkwardness in my local if/when shit hits fan. But it's an ego boost So who or what? Both isn't an option... While I'm a cunt, I'm not a two timing cunt Quote
jazza Posted June 17, 2013 Author Posted June 17, 2013 Oli... Dunno if you've shagged a fat bird but tightness isn't something that is top of agenda Quote
Traf Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 J, If you're ready to settle down (again) number 1 is the logical choice. If it's a bit of fun, some sex and then moving on, number 2. HTH Quote
jazza Posted June 18, 2013 Author Posted June 18, 2013 J, If you're ready to settle down (again) number 1 is the logical choice. If it's a bit of fun, some sex and then moving on, number 2. HTH I'm not ever going to settle down... But I must admit to be tempted by Claire ... I know for a fact as she has discussed with people in pub about me that she likes that I have money and can do what I want when I want. Little does she know that I have invested most of it including my champions league winnings in an 18 month bond account... I have more than enough to get by but no woman will see a penny.. Except what I choose to spend. Lady 1 is financially Independent Quote
Traf Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 The fact that no, 2 is discussing your financial position with anyone at all would be enough for me to say no. Quote
Burndens Bogs Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 The fact that no, 2 is discussing your financial position with anyone at all would be enough for me to say no. After he's rattled her senseless of course. Quote
Traf Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 After he's rattled her senseless of course. Of course. Quote
jazza Posted June 18, 2013 Author Posted June 18, 2013 The one with the nicest tits No2 it is then... They look epic! I'd say 36D Quote
birch-chorley Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 You may as well go to Sandys superstars as take the young piece on Go with the fatty and bang a picture up on here off her snatch Quote
jazza Posted June 18, 2013 Author Posted June 18, 2013 the one who's CLOUT stinks the least. They both seem clean. No1 Deffo is, already had a dirty week away with her & I'm not scratching Quote
Smiffs Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 How about both in a 'mother and daughter lezbo threesome fuckfest' thing then fuck them off afterwards? Quote
jazza Posted June 18, 2013 Author Posted June 18, 2013 How about both in a 'mother and daughter lezbo threesome fuckfest' thing then fuck them off afterwards? Ambitions & capabilities are 2 different things. One in the hand is worth two in the bush so to speak Quote
no balls Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 You probably don't want to know a woman's point of view. Quote
Big City Girl Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 . I know for a fact as she has discussed with people in pub about me that she likes that I have money. Avoid and in future don't let on you have any. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 Because number 2 mentions your financial situation so early sets the alarm bells ringing for me, "do her" and then fuck her off Number 1 sounds the more grown up choice + at her age she will be prepared to do anything in the bedroom department Quote
no balls Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 Because number 2 mentions your financial situation so early sets the alarm bells ringing for me, "do her" and then fuck her off Number 1 sounds the more grown up choice + at her age she will be prepared to do anything in the bedroom department MR58 in sensible advice shocker Quote
Andydee Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 Mate of mine (with much disposable) hooked up with the barmaid in his local, didn't end well. She ended up stalking him and turning up at his caravan flat at all times. It's getting the balance of rattling/firing off right. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 No1 every time, what happens if you fall for No2 and then she decides she wants someone her own age? No only that, when lads see her with you they'll all want a tamper if they're into younger birds because they know she's game for the older chap. Easy decision to make Quote
Garrp Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 whatever you decide, make sure you've RUINED both of them before fucking one off. Quote
jazza Posted June 18, 2013 Author Posted June 18, 2013 I've decided on safe option of number 1 the young lady is tempting but too close to home.... plus I enjoy going in the pub for a laugh and don't want to fuck it up Still, I won't burn my bridges just yet Quote
Smiffs Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 Get in a lock in and fuck her over the pool table. Don't forget to tap your nob in her head then fire her off. Win win Quote
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