Monty Panesar Arrested

[Kane57]

Quality!

 

 

England cricket star Monty Panesar has been fined by police after being caught urinating on nightclub bouncers in Brighton, the BBC understands.

The spin bowler, who plays for Sussex County Cricket Club, was fined for being drunk and disorderly outside the Shooshh club early on Monday morning.

Sussex Police said a 31-year-old man had received a fixed penalty notice for being drunk and disorderly.

Sussex County Cricket Club said it was investigating the incident.

It said in a statement: "Sussex County Cricket Club can confirm that an incident took place involving Monty Panesar in the early hours of Monday August 5.

 

 

[Big City Girl]

Ha ha. Good on him. I hate Bouncers.

[Whites man]

I thought the best way to deal with bouncers was to drop your hands and let the ball pass or attack with a pull or a hook shot.

 

Never crossed my mind to urinate on them.

[L/H White]

I got a £80 on the spot fine for pissing in the street once

 

Jobs worth wankers

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Be interesting to see what spin the club puts on it.

[DazBob]

Surprised he didn't get a kick in the googlies followed by a leg break by the doormen.

[White on Tyne]

Maybe he'll get bail?

[desert]

Maybe he'll get bail?

that depends on what kind of spin he puts on it

[fishbulb]

This one will run and run.

[jazza]

He overstepped the boundary of decency

[DazBob]

He must've been hit for 6 when he heard he was being punished for it.

[Kane57]

Been trying to get my head round this all day, but I'm stumped.

 

STUMPED

[ZiggyStardust]

I think his excuses have run out.

[DazBob]

Been trying to get my head round this all day, but I'm stumped.

 

STUMPED

 

Thanks for pointing it out othwerise we may have missed it.

[desert]

he shouldn't have let it slip. but he makes a point, a silly point at that. it bowled me over when i heard, seams to me that he is living his life in the gully. 

[little whitt]

bet the bouncers hit him for SIX

[Traf]

Serves him right for sikhing out trouble. 

[jules_darby]

Will he get turbanned for a few games?

[miamiwhite]

it might be his idea of four play

[maaarsh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sONjH9sE1GY

 

 

He went for a slash outside off stump but mistimed it completely and it ended up just dribbling down his leg side.

Edited August 7, 2013 by maaarsh

[Juan.Kerr]

Seams he got caught out.

[Guest]

good job he didn't get the runs

[The Norpig]

How'zaat for a story to tell his mates.

[RoadRunnerFan]

Hope he doesn't find himself on a sticky wicket at work.