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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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On hold for the past half hour to 02, however the current tune playing?

 

Orbital - Belfast. :)

 

They'll have DJs coming round the old folk's homes to play sets for the perpetually (and prematurely?) bewildered in thirty years.

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I was in Morrisons the other evening. I dunno if the person in charge of the tannoy music is a fan of The Stranglers. Supermarket music is usually a bit twee

 

He got an icepick that made his ears burn

 

while I was in the chilled aisle with a load of old dears

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A lad from my place, well he's friend works for Voda in the CC, he text him they other day saying a complaint had been made, as the bereavement lines hold music was, 'Somebody That I Used to Now' by Goyte :thumbsup:

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On hold for the past half hour to 02, however the current tune playing?

 

Orbital - Belfast. :)

 

They'll have DJs coming round the old folk's homes to play sets for the perpetually (and prematurely?) bewildered in thirty years.

Please God no!!!!

 

I was going to have that at my funeral!!!!

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Are you booking in for a "facial" ?

Sure am mate.

 

Treating myself next Saturday instead of going Blackburn away.

 

Full body rub down,anal bleaching,all finalised by a big sloppy facial.

 

Can't bloody wait.

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Sure am mate.

 

Treating myself next Saturday instead of going Blackburn away.

 

Full body rub down,anal bleaching,all finalised by a big sloppy facial.

 

Can't bloody wait.

 

I find anal bleaching stings a bit, but then again I don't supopse you're supposed to do it yourself with a bottle of domestos

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