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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Posted

geting a friend request

 

of a big unit from school ( with a club foot )

 

who looks like she swallowed a couch

 

yes or no

 

 

and on the club foot .remember them pink ice lollys pink foot ones  that was her nickname at school

Posted (edited)

You could pair her up with the deaf and dumb bird and get them as backing singers in your new band.

 

Like a cross between deaf leppard and limp biscuit with willow on vocals.

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There's the remote possibility she didn't and still doesn't fancy you

Don't be ridiculous

 

Anyway LW, accept the friend request, then send her a message asking if she likes water sports and BUMFUN, if she says no, then just de-friend her. Simple.

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I'm bored fuckless with Facebook after about 4 years on it.

 

All people ever do is tell me what they are having/have had for their fucking tea. Who gives a shite?

 

There are a few on there who still post interesting stuff but by and large it's awash with pitiful, desperate no marks yearning for some kind of social validation via the "like" button.

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I found out something t'other week, someone can take a photo of you and put it up there - then some other tw*t can come along and 'tag' you with your full name, which I presume makes the image google searchable?

 

I've also heard Facebook are at the forefront of using facial recognition software too...

 

Brilliant! Why don't we just start prising an eyeball out at birth and replacing it with a fucking webcam?

 

Facebook? Facecunts more like...

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Anyway LW, accept the friend request, then send her a message asking if she likes water sports and BUMFUN, if she says no, then just de-friend her. Simple.

 

 

... is the correct answer.

Posted

I'm bored fuckless with Facebook after about 4 years on it.

 

All people ever do is tell me what they are having/have had for their fucking tea. Who gives a shite?

 

There are a few on there who still post interesting stuff but by and large it's awash with pitiful, desperate no marks yearning for some kind of social validation via the "like" button.

Could you delete your account though?
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Not that I'm on it, but I get that Facebook can be a wonderful thing.  It enables you, your friends and your family to be able to share photos and the like.  You can instantly share treasured moments with relatives at the other side of the world - and that has to be a good thing.

 

Unfortunately though, it's all too often used for attention seeking and to wash dirty linen.

 

I'm amazed at how many people go on and on about how much they hate it, yet still use it and are still 'friends' with these people they get so wound up by.

Posted (edited)

What Swanny mentions, I hate the fact you're viewed as vaguely sinister when you've an aversion to leaving an e-trail behind you...

 

Verging on nonce-like in the eyes of some, it beggars belief - the umpteen enhanced CRB Disclosures I've got and the fact I'm not a nonce should preclude me from such suspicion, but no...

 

The fact there's hoardes of thick tarts who'd happily invite back into their lives (and their children's lives by default), via social media, some c*nt they knew twenty odd years ago and could be an idolizer of fucking Gary Glitter for all they know (not referring to you LW by the way :)) is lost on such folk.

 

Madness.

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There are people I have on mine, specifically for their public on line meltdowns.

 

Bolton Buy Sell and Swap is better than tele - Fact.

Have you tried asking ridiculous questions about the items which are being sold and then standing back and admiring your handywork? Comedy gold.

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