Not in Crawley Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 (edited) Right, so missus was out last night at a press do. Y'know working but getting pissed up until silly o'clock. So I call this lunchtime to see if she's still alive or the hangover is killing her. Aside from being a glorified travel booker for C list celebs seems it is. so, I ask how the night went, fine she said, loads of my old contacts say hi etc But there was one woman who thought I hated her. Surprised I said oh, no she's really nice. So I asked why, and it appears I locked her out of a hotel room when she was piddled out of her gourd years ago. Now, without I thinking I just blurt out, oh, yes I remember - that was really because I was knocking about with an ex in that room. The ex and my mrs knew each other before I knew either of them (Scotland it appears is very small) Cue massive pause.....and oh....and then bye, see you later....phone dead. Try and call back, not answering etc get an email at last saying, I just missed you that's all and I don't want to talk about her. Now given that this thing happened couple of years before I met my partner, should it really matter? Have I got to grovel hugely when she gets home (not sure why mind) and I'm I just being insensitive? Personally I think she's hungover and grumpy to fuck but women, sometimes I just don't get it. Edited January 15, 2014 by Not in Crawley Quote
little whitt Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 What is piddle out of gourd? some dissgusting porn site ITK FACT Quote
gonzo Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 I think it's that bloke who plays for arsenals urine sample. Quote
Zulu Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 She's a woman. They're wired up different to us. Grovel. It'll be worth it in the long run. Don't beat yourself up with 'But I've not done anything wrong.' It's not about that with flat dicks most of the time. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 What is piddle out of gourd? Edited for you, Kent. Quote
no balls Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 We do get a bit over sensitive. Well, so I'm told Quote
tomski Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Had something similar to about a year ago, best just to suck it up pal, as they are wired up to get upset about stuff like that. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 Grovelling it is. Still don't think I've done anything wrong, mind Quote
kent_white Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Does it mean pissed? Either way I reckon it's definitely your fault. Quote
tomski Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Grovelling it is. Still don't think I've done anything wrong, mind Best keep that to yourself ha ha. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 Well, it wasn't the brightest thing to say, admittedly! I shall keep such thoughts of indignation very quiet. Kent, yes pissed, soused, sloshed, mortal etc etc etc Quote
kent_white Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 I thought as much. I'm a bit mixed up about who didn't like who. And who this ex was? Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 They both like each other, but not when it comes to me. It was my first affair Kent, please do keep up. Quote
kent_white Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 They both like each other, but not when it comes to me. It was my first affair Kent, please do keep up. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! On occasion, yes life has run a little too close to that. Quote
oggybwfc Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Woke up one morning too a load of grief off the wife, apparently I had been fucking one of her mates in "Her dream" Quote
tarian1979 Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 doghouse for you crawley, may not get to empty your ballbags for a few days/a week Quote
Spider Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Tell her you've managed to sort a threesome for you all, a "clear the air" evening of slippery exploration. Can't fail. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 15, 2014 Author Posted January 15, 2014 Well, it seems ok. I think the hangover maybe helping me. Lots of being sick today! Said it was crass, few pointed remarks but dodging the bullets at the moment. Thanks for the suggestion Spider, but I'll decline on this occasion. Quote
Spider Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Well, it seems ok. I think the hangover maybe helping me. Lots of being sick today! Said it was crass, few pointed remarks but dodging the bullets at the moment. Thanks for the suggestion Spider, but I'll decline on this occasion. Sugar coat it with a promise of BUMFUN Quote
Smiffs Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Well, it seems ok. I think the hangover maybe helping me. Lots of being sick today! Said it was crass, few pointed remarks but dodging the bullets at the moment. Thanks for the suggestion Spider, but I'll decline on this occasion. Mate, man up and tell her to get a fucking grip. Quote
Smiffs Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Woke up one morning too a load of grief off the wife, apparently I had been fucking one of her mates in "Her dream" That made me chuckle. Quote
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