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The Missus Tells Me We're Splitting Up


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Twat the little cunt, then show him photos of you pissing on his mum   Best without shit like them

You could report the ticket lost to either Arsenal or Wembley. I'm sure they are scanned when you go in they should be able to block it at the turnstile.

Or give him £20 towards his day out at Wembley, tell him it's all you had spare and you hope he has a great time. That would really play on my emotions that one, make him aware of what he's had all this time

 

The cunt would just take it anyway.

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Think like him

 

Where would you hide the ticket if you were him??

 

Up his mums arse because that's where he been fucking living for 32 years!

 

 

 

Im still in shock. 32 years old and living at home, its just wrong!

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You could report the ticket lost to either Arsenal or Wembley. I'm sure they are scanned when you go in they should be able to block it at the turnstile.

Now THIS is brilliant.

 

Please do it.

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Do It

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This but get coach up for the day of wanderers wayers tell us which gate he's going in and we can all stand and laugh at the mummy's boy....

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Your probably best shut of her. My Mrs has just spent one hundred pounds having her hair done, dying it Ginger. She had the same thing done at the same price about 5 weeks ago.

 

Her natural fucking colour is Ginger. I feel like throwing her down the stairs but we don't have any!

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Your probably best shut of her. My Mrs has just spent one hundred pounds having her hair done, dying it Ginger. She had the same thing done at the same price about 5 weeks ago.

 

Her natural fucking colour is Ginger. I feel like throwing her down the stairs but we don't have any!

That would annoy me sufficiently, that I would buy some stairs anyway, just to throw her down them.

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Your probably best shut of her. My Mrs has just spent one hundred pounds having her hair done, dying it Ginger. She had the same thing done at the same price about 5 weeks ago.

 

Her natural fucking colour is Ginger. I feel like throwing her down the stairs but we don't have any!

Why did you marry a ginger bird ?

 

Weirdo.

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Did you know that if two gingers touch fingers using all ten digits the electrical charge created is enough to power a country the size of Belgium for 3 solid days...

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