Toyota Aygo Tv Ad

[Zulu]

I've just seen that advert again where yon mon dresses up as a car seat and drives up to hotel receptions and drive-through burger bars. it looks like the car (shitbox Aygo) is empty.

 

He is captioned as 'Internet prankster'.

 

Internet prankster? I would drag him out of the car and beat the living shit out of him.

 

That is all.

[Youri McAnespie]

There's a billboard near Tonge Fold Rd for shite wanky Windows phone, some smug ginger cunt (scruffy bearded too) fondling one of these obsolete in eighteen months pieces of crap with the caption..

 

Windows Phone: I like to be able to handle whatever life throws at me.

 

But perplexingly, in the background, is a blonde girl and an asian lad.

 

Anyway, there's loads of blank space to graffiti lewd and/or racially stereotypical suggestions of 'what life has thrown at him' i.e. his bird has fucked him off for a rudeboy G-man smack dealer, but he's still got his gadget to crywank over photos of her.

Edited August 11, 2014 by Youri McAnespie

[gonzo]

Those Vanarama blokes were twisting my melon first thing this morning.

 

The guy with the deep doice in particular.

[Youri McAnespie]

Metro Salvage have done themselves no favours, their name (and Jim Bowen's) is now inextricably linked with our wankness of late (and shit fandom) - I'd want my money back if I were them.