It's started. We have Mitchell Johnson and David Warners slimy faces all over the TV today expressing much mirth and merriment at the poster the Aussies have released along the lines of "Lost - a pair of balls. If found please return to the England cricket team". This poster features a delightfully arranged pair of cricket balls to resemble a fine pair of rosy katangas.

 

If I were the management team for the England World Cup squad, I would plaster the posters all over the England dressing room. I can think of no better motivation for the Valentines Day game.

 

Will love it if we bore it right up the arrogant cunts.

Seems odd how they continually focus on England, there are other nations who arguably will pose a bigger threat. I know we are arch rivals but they are setting themselves up for a fall

they will still beat us on Saturday.

Seems odd how they continually focus on England

 

 

Envy

i guess aus are favourites

 

i fancy en zed

Ess Ay should do well. Hopefully they will beat Australia in the semis then bottle it again in the final against England

i guess aus are favourites

 

i fancy en zed

NZ are the Belgium of this world cup.

 

Unlike Belgium though, I actually think they could win it

En Zed started well 100 up for 1 wicket

nz 5/1. decent bet

That streak of piss Glenn McGrath of "we'll beat England 5-0" fame has predicted that NZ will win it.

 

Unusual for him as there is usually only green and gold and every other fucker's useless.

82-3

 

 

good start

Need wickets

 

Or staring at 330

Shocking strategy from England

Hat trick for Finn

 

Bit bloody late!

Our death bowling is horrendous. Slow bouncers are boundaries everytime

92-6

 

 

Even I can't watch any more

Fucking embarrassing. Not even 2nd rate, abject failure is what our sportsman do best, and can we fuck off with all these part time piss poor semi English cricketers who are not British.

Edited February 14, 201511 yr by Mounts Kipper

Some cracking catches from the convicts to be fair,are the fucking jocks in this?

Some cracking catches from the convicts to be fair,are the fucking jocks in this?

Yes they are and they'll probably beat us just on passion.

Half are probably English I'd quess

Having lived through the Warne and McGrath years down here, I am suitably prepared for the predictable onslaught of pathetic jibes, slimy sarcasm and general triumphalism.

 

It is a long tournament and things can change dramatically as we have all seen in previous long tournaments.

 

Hope is never extinguished.

Having lived through the Warne and McGrath years down here, I am suitably prepared for the predictable onslaught of pathetic jibes, slimy sarcasm and general triumphalism.

 

It is a long tournament and things can change dramatically as we have all seen in previous long tournaments.

 

Hope is never extinguished.

 

 

Clearly, the most amusing outcome would be for England to beat them in the final

 

 

Alternatively NZ beating them, or AN other country, in the final

 

They are too cocky

Has anyone worked out how that wasn't a dead ball at the end yet?

 

Only a month till the tournament starts now anyway, should be good.

BBC say trhat West Indies being beaten by Ireland is a shock result

Unless England win it, the highlight for me has already happened.

 

This lovely little honey belting this out at the opening ceremony. Grrrrrrrr....

 

 

Jocks were in big trouble at 22/4. they still are in trouble but gutsy fightback at present   109/4