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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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I've just been conducting an audit of my underkecks. I've found a pair which I distinctly remember buying when I was 'on a promise' over a decade ago. They are a bit tattered but wearable. Should these be chucked or are they fine remaining in the draw as an 'emergency pair'?

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They're only too old when the elastic starts to perish, or it's only the skid marks that are holding them together.

 

 

nothing worse than your boxers sliding further and further down your backside under your jeans.

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They're only too old when the elastic starts to perish, or it's only the skid marks that are holding them together.

There has been a little erosion in the elastic integrity, however they were a quality brief and have maintained adequate waist grippage.

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It's a lovely sight to see a bloke wearing nice underwear. The tight leg ones with the package shelf at the front in a nice colour do it for me.

Kent, get yourself to Next, they do some fetching multi packs cheap enough.

Ask yourself, what would you think of a bird if she had diff underwear on.

And going commando? No no no! Your old fella and his mates need to be kept tightly packed!

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Once the undercarriage starts to perish then they can no longer be worn for best. Playing footie in them is then their use in life. Once your ballbag finally bursts through then it's time for the bin.

 

Them's the rules.

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also brings us on to another question,do people change their underkecks every day, or just when they get a bit funky

Oh definitely at least every day. That's how you get a decades wear out of them.

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Turn them inside out every other day, the friction of two day's worth of rubbage against your trousers will clean the clag-ons off, a spray of Lynx Java on the piss smelly frontage and they're good for reversing again.

 

Repeat until you're not allowed into public transport, pubs and cafes because of your stench.

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There has been a little erosion in the elastic integrity, however they were a quality brief and have maintained adequate waist grippage.

 

It's when the fruitbowl starts rearranging itself you need to worry.

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I remember running out of clean crackers a bit back decided to put on the wifes period pants for a day. I was dreading being in a traffic accident or something and having to get my clothes cutoff by the roadside.

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I remember running out of clean crackers a bit back decided to put on the wifes period pants for a day. I was dreading being in a traffic accident or something and having to get my clothes cutoff by the roadside.

Run out of clean boxers on a regular basis by any chance? :D Edited by Winchester White

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