Site Supporter Spider Posted September 22, 2015 Site Supporter Posted September 22, 2015 I'm guessing it's started. A Godless, scuttling octoped with eyes bigger than golf balls and the leg span of an A380 just cunted its way across the lounge. Apparently they come indoors looking for sex. I reckon that one might bum me later. Quote
no balls Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 My dog eats them & daddy long legs too. She's some odd habits. Quote
Andydee Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 A Godless, scuttling octoped with eyes bigger than golf balls and the leg span of an A380 . Apparently they come indoors looking for sex. So that's why you picked your username?! Quote
Moderators Carlos Posted September 22, 2015 Moderators Posted September 22, 2015 Fucking monster living on my window. Quote
MancWanderer Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Fuckers are huge!!! I never kill em. Pint glass over the top and sling em in the garden. One earlier today had its legs sticking out of the fucking glass Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 22, 2015 Site Supporter Posted September 22, 2015 Sure they breed in my van. Forever chucking them out, but always more to replace them Quote
Big City Girl Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Fuckers are huge!!! I never kill em. Pint glass over the top and sling em in the garden. One earlier today had its legs sticking out of the fucking glass Buddha and BCG like this post. I like Spiders, they serve a purpose and they aren't slimey. It's slugs and worms that need banishing from the earth. Quote
MancWanderer Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Buddha and BCG like this post. I like Spiders, they serve a purpose and they aren't slimey. It's slugs and worms that need banishing from the earth. Amen Quote
MancWanderer Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 And wasps. They are just wankers. Correction. They are vicious bastard cunts who will harm and scare you for no other reason than they can Got one stuck in my shirt sleeve last summer in a beer garden. Fucking thickshit mate batted me on the arm to try to get it out. 6 stings all down my arm. I looked a right twat leaping all over the place and whining like a baby Quote
Big City Girl Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 And wasps. They are just wankers. Yes, wasps also. I bloody love Bees though. In summer, I have about 100+ in my front garden. No problem at all. Gets on my nerves when people start panicking and flailing their arms about because there's a bee within 10m. Quote
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted September 22, 2015 Site Supporter Posted September 22, 2015 I'm guessing it's started. A Godless, scuttling octoped with eyes bigger than golf balls and the leg span of an A380 just cunted its way across the lounge. Apparently they come indoors looking for sex. I reckon that one might bum me later. Ha, take it you googled it too. I'm over run with the fuckers, but decided to just leave em tio it, the dirty bastards Quote
Not in Crawley Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I don't fancy a ginger Horwich dwelling bloke coming in my house trying to bum me. I've had worse offers, like. But still, you could at least take me out for a meal first. Quote
Moderators Casino Posted September 22, 2015 Moderators Posted September 22, 2015 Buddha and BCG like this post. I like Spiders, they serve a purpose and they aren't slimey. It's slugs and worms that need banishing from the earth. There's hundreds of slugs appearing each night round here What do they offer Quote
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted September 22, 2015 Site Supporter Posted September 22, 2015 I tried to pick one of the massive ones up yesterday and it gripped the rug so hard its leg came off in my hand. And then the fucker grabbed it back from me with its remaining seven. It's even nabbed the remote tonight and put Dave+1 on. Quote
Big City Girl Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 There's hundreds of slugs appearing each night round here What do they offer Nightmares Quote
Moderators Casino Posted September 22, 2015 Moderators Posted September 22, 2015 Slugs in the house...... Quote
bgoefc Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 My dog eats them & daddy long legs too. She's some odd habits. apparently those weird daddy long legs with a tiny round body and no wings you find in the garden are highly poisonous if eaten. As for slugs they get fuckin everywhere, found one in my car this mornin, how the fuck it got in has me baffled. Quote
bgoefc Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Slugs in the house...... worse is when you stand on one in the morning in bare feet Quote
no balls Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 apparently those weird daddy long legs with a tiny round body and no wings you find in the garden are highly poisonous if eaten. As for slugs they get fuckin everywhere, found one in my car this mornin, how the fuck it got in has me baffled. I'll keep my eye on her with those then, ta. She's a right scratter when we're out, it's embarrassing as it's not like she doesn't get well fed. And slugs, fucking horrible things. Someone once told me they're for the birds in the food chain but if that were true why do the bastards only come out at night when the birds are fast a bo bo? Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 22, 2015 Author Site Supporter Posted September 22, 2015 It's just sat there in the corner, plotting. From its weird, jerky movements I assume it's having a wank. I'm also fairly sure it has a swastika tattooed on its thorax. They can fuck off for me. Quote
bgoefc Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I'll keep my eye on her with those then, ta. She's a right scratter when we're out, it's embarrassing as it's not like she doesn't get well fed. And slugs, fucking horrible things. Someone once told me they're for the birds in the food chain but if that were true why do the bastards only come out at night when the birds are fast a bo bo? wifey now tells me the wingless daddy long leg poison thing is a myth. however the slugs are a mess, birds don't even eat em, heard hedgehogs do but they seemed to have disappeared. Quote
no balls Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Scarily, some are carnivorous, eeeeek! http://www.slugoff.co.uk/slug-facts/facts Quote
Big City Girl Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Oh. My. God. What did I just read. Only 5% above the ground?? I'm moving on top of a mountain, to a house on stilts (in saucers of beer). There were bloody 100's here last autumn. Quote
Moderators Casino Posted September 22, 2015 Moderators Posted September 22, 2015 Slugs eat dog shit That's all you need to know Quote
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