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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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I'm guessing it's started.

 

A Godless, scuttling octoped with eyes bigger than golf balls and the leg span of an A380 just cunted its way across the lounge.

 

Apparently they come indoors looking for sex. I reckon that one might bum me later.

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A Godless, scuttling octoped with eyes bigger than golf balls and the leg span of an A380 .

 

Apparently they come indoors looking for sex. 

 

So that's why you picked your username?!

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Fuckers are huge!!! I never kill em. Pint glass over the top and sling em in the garden. One earlier today had its legs sticking out of the fucking glass

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I like Spiders, they serve a purpose and they aren't slimey.  It's slugs and worms that need banishing from the earth.

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And wasps.

 

They are just wankers.

 Correction. They are vicious bastard cunts who will harm and scare you for no other reason than they can

 

Got one stuck in my shirt sleeve last summer in a beer garden. Fucking thickshit mate batted me on the arm to try to get it out. 6 stings all down my arm. I looked a right twat leaping all over the place and whining like a baby

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And wasps.

 

They are just wankers.

Yes, wasps also.

 

I bloody love Bees though.  In summer, I have about 100+ in my front garden.  No problem at all.  Gets on my nerves when people start panicking and flailing their arms about because there's a bee within 10m.

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I'm guessing it's started.

 

A Godless, scuttling octoped with eyes bigger than golf balls and the leg span of an A380 just cunted its way across the lounge.

 

Apparently they come indoors looking for sex. I reckon that one might bum me later.

 

Ha, take it you googled it too.

 

I'm over run with the fuckers, but decided to just leave em tio it, the dirty bastards

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I like Spiders, they serve a purpose and they aren't slimey. It's slugs and worms that need banishing from the earth.

There's hundreds of slugs appearing each night round here

 

What do they offer

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I tried to pick one of the massive ones up yesterday and it gripped the rug so hard its leg came off in my hand. And then the fucker grabbed it back from me with its remaining seven. It's even nabbed the remote tonight and put Dave+1 on.

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My dog eats them & daddy long legs too. She's some odd habits.

 

apparently those weird daddy long legs with a tiny round body and no wings you find in the garden are highly poisonous if eaten.

 

As for slugs they get fuckin everywhere, found one in my car this mornin, how the fuck it got in has me baffled. 

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apparently those weird daddy long legs with a tiny round body and no wings you find in the garden are highly poisonous if eaten.

 

As for slugs they get fuckin everywhere, found one in my car this mornin, how the fuck it got in has me baffled.

 

I'll keep my eye on her with those then, ta. She's a right scratter when we're out, it's embarrassing as it's not like she doesn't get well fed.

 

And slugs, fucking horrible things. Someone once told me they're for the birds in the food chain but if that were true why do the bastards only come out at night when the birds are fast a bo bo?

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It's just sat there in the corner, plotting.

 

From its weird, jerky movements I assume it's having a wank. I'm also fairly sure it has a swastika tattooed on its thorax.

 

They can fuck off for me.

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I'll keep my eye on her with those then, ta. She's a right scratter when we're out, it's embarrassing as it's not like she doesn't get well fed.

 

And slugs, fucking horrible things. Someone once told me they're for the birds in the food chain but if that were true why do the bastards only come out at night when the birds are fast a bo bo?

 

wifey now tells me the wingless daddy long leg poison thing is a myth. however the slugs are a mess, birds don't even eat em, heard hedgehogs do but they seemed to have disappeared.

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