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I've been told tonight I need to help with 'stuff' around the house ........ what 'stuff' needed doing was met with just a look!!

 

I'm not a mindreader, does 'stuff' mean general tidying up of the 9 empty boxes all the decoration have come out of and cleaning or redecorating the west wing?

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I've been told tonight I need to help with 'stuff' around the house ........ what 'stuff' needed doing was met with just a look!!

 

I'm not a mindreader, does 'stuff' mean general tidying up of the 9 empty boxes all the decoration have come out of and cleaning or redecorating the west wing?

STUFF!!!!

 

What?  Are you stupid or something?

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I blame Nigella (for the 'stuff' scenario) - all that footage of her triumphant soireés with posh mates - gives some wimmin daft ideas. She (Nigella) should be punished somehow, a good basting and stuffing by two big black blokes should do the trick, I'll hide in the cupboard, watching & wanking, like a cuckolded Charles Saatchi.

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Bomb scare? Or just a way of getting the usual scrotes in there to fuck off?

dont know, it got rid of me so supposed the latter worked :D just alarms going off and continuous message of " due to unforseen circumstances it is necessary to evacuate the centre, please leave immediately" staff ushering people out and stopping further folk going in.

 

probably just someone left a bag or something.

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Sod that...I'll pop round and deliver the 'punishment' myself ;-)

 

Scrap me wanking in the cupboard then, that'd be a bit wierd...

 

A festive airing for Crusty Pippin?

 

Funny you should mention that, everyone should know I don't make idle claims, Crusty Pippin is real character, the only fib I made was she dwells in a sock drawer, she actually (fortuituously) shares an abode with the old Christmas decorations. ;)

 

 

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dont know, it got rid of me so supposed the latter worked :D just alarms going off and continuous message of " due to unforseen circumstances it is necessary to evacuate the centre, please leave immediately" staff ushering people out and stopping further folk going in.

 

probably just someone left a bag or something.

Maybe a darkie entered the building or someone ran out smooks.

 

Early Xmas drinkypoos in the moonraker either way.

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Off into bury later after i pick mini me up from his nursery christmas party.

 

The missus has picked out her presents and bought em already but we need to 'get her a little something from the boy' for such vague instructions i may let the boy pick so she'll end up with some Thomas The Tank trains or Hot Wheels

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Dunno if anyone will be shopping at CurrysPCworld on the Middlebrook  but if you spend a Ton you get 2 match tickets thrown in.

 

http://www.bwfc.co.uk/news/article/secure-free-match-tickets-with-currys-pc-world-2854271.aspx

BASTARD

Went to the one at Bolton Gate retail park yesterday and got her a Kenwood food processor. They didn't throw any tickets into the mix.

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I've been told tonight I need to help with 'stuff' around the house ........ what 'stuff' needed doing was met with just a look!!

 

I'm not a mindreader, does 'stuff' mean general tidying up of the 9 empty boxes all the decoration have come out of and cleaning or redecorating the west wing?

I'd say tidying up would be a good start, followed by putting things away and clearing some space. Hth

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