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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Really gets my goat (which is very good curried in a slow cooker) when people say they can't afford to eat healthy food

The argument is that the poorest cannot afford to make any mistakes; make a 5 bean risotto and the kids won't eat it. Give them dinosaur shaped breaded chicken pieces and they will all get eaten.

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The argument is that the poorest cannot afford to make any mistakes; make a 5 bean risotto and the kids won't eat it. Give them dinosaur shaped breaded chicken pieces and they will all get eaten.

What happened to, if you're hungry you'll eat it?
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What happened to, if you're hungry you'll eat it?

or give them dinosaur shaped beans. 

Which brings me back to my Dragon's Den idea. CarnivegTM. The veggies have veg shaped like meat so why cannot meat eaters have meat shaped like veg. Everyone thinks you're a healthy sod tucking into sprouts and beans and shit like that when in fact they're all made out of lamb. It's a fucking winner Deborah.

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I don't think I would ever be hungry enough to eat a Bernard Matthews Cheese Hamwich.

I'd love a bag of whatever the folk at Bernard Matthews are on when they think up these Frankenstein foods.
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It's no coincidence that people obsessed with food are generally fat cunts.

Hang on, I'm a fat cunt and I'm not obsessed with food.

Just eating it. 

I had a Ginsters "Scotch Egg Bar" today. Fucking hell, I'll be shitting through a Leyther's wallet later

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