As we already got the New manger thread and the ITK transfer thread, first away game thread etc

 

So lets start New Kit time.

 

 

Here's the first one doing the rounds 

Fucking hell, it looks like Spazzy Darren has put it together with Microsoft Paint.

Fucking hell, it looks like Spazzy Darren has put it together with Microsoft Paint.

I hope the real one comes with wonky sponsor logo too.

Edited June 7, 201610 yr by frank_spencer

I like it but my opinion is null and void as I don't buy one.

I like it but my opinion is null and void as I don't buy one.

Likewise.

Similarly, the England one is dog wank but I don't buy that either.

It won't look good with jeans so I am out.

Just wear the legends one. That was class.

If that was the actual one I'd be fairly happy with it. I'd rather keep this seasons one, I like it a lot.

 

All extra money for the club though, I'll probably buy the new one

Likewise.

Similarly, the England one is dog wank but I don't buy that either.

it looks like it has a Lanyard round the neck

Not enough red on imo.

What Red?

 

That's a burnt Orange!

#newkitwankers

Would love summert like this again.  

go nuts 

 

https://custom.macron.com/Pages/Custom.aspx

we should be using last seasons kit if we are so fucking skint

we should be using last seasons kit if we are so fucking skint

 

Why?

Hahahahahahaha fucking hell, like we pay for kits, fuck me.

Hahahahahahaha fucking hell, like we pay for kits, fuck me.

 

Surely that's not what he was getting at? - surely not

Looks good to me you can tell NB has had fuck all to do with it

Why?

 

let the under achieving fuckers feel what its like to be a down trodden working class type.

let the under achieving fuckers feel what its like to be a down trodden working class type.

Cheeky fucker.

 

I wear a new string vest every week.

Cheeky fucker.

 

I wear a new string vest every week.

How long does it usually take to dribble egg down it?

How long does it usually take to dribble egg down it?

Almost immediately.

 

I have a fried egg sandwich after every terraced house I clean.

Almost immediately.

 

I have a fried egg sandwich after every terraced house I clean.

i can't help thinking that's a euphemism for some deviant sexual activity

i can't help thinking that's a euphemism for some deviant sexual activity

 

 

Also know as 'Ian's fried egg model'. This is the act of having a poo in someone else's toilet. Use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the 'base' on which the poo will lie. The poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white