royal white Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, Spider said: She'd probably sprinkle a small handful of her pube shavings on for extra fun. A thin layer of red, shredded cobwebs from her growler. A Hazmat suit would be required to go down on that thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, royal white said: A Hazmat suit would be required to go down on that thing And yet you’d chomp down on Boris’s junk like a tramp on chips. Cupping his bawbag and whispering his name. I’d stick my entire head up Raynor’s pastie, no danger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 Just now, Spider said: And yet you’d chomp down on Boris’s junk like a tramp on chips. Cupping his bawbag and whispering his name. I’d stick my entire head up Raynor’s pastie, no danger. Obsessed. It’s getting weird now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 1 minute ago, royal white said: Obsessed. It’s getting weird now You’re the one whispering his name. We live in tolerant times, you’re free to cup whatever you like. Consensually of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 49 minutes ago, Spider said: I’d stick my entire head up Raynor’s pastie, no danger. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Spider said: And yet you’d chomp down on Boris’s junk like a tramp on chips. Cupping his bawbag and whispering his name. I’d stick my entire head up Raynor’s pastie, no danger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 1 hour ago, royal white said: A Hazmat suit would be required to go down on that thing i would go Down on her like A Thirsty dog at a Puddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 17 hours ago, mickbrown said: I do hope you were picking up that Billy Bunter-alike twat for looking like a bin bag full of custard when he was representing the country on the world stage back in happier times. A quick search of the site suggests not. I'd be delighted to be wrong though. To be honest Mick I hate them all, I have no interest in politics, they are all in it for themselves, arseholes every one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 11 hours ago, kent_white said: Searing political insight! 😂 That's the best you're getting 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 9 hours ago, Spider said: You seem to have forgotten about Boris Johnson, whose always dresses like he found his clothes in a skip. Covered in dandruff. If we’re voting for people based purely on looks, then you’ve set a bar so low that an ant couldn’t get under it. To be honest Spider I hate them all, I have no interest in politics, they are all in it for themselves, arseholes every one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Cheese said: Deary me. 🤦♂️ As I have replied to others Cheese, to be honest I hate them all, I have no interest in politics, they are all in it for themselves, arseholes every one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 27 minutes ago, little whitt said: i would go Down on her like A Thirsty dog at a Puddle What a wonderful image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 29 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: No lube. Just spit from her lisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 35 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: As I have replied to others Cheese, to be honest I hate them all, I have no interest in politics, they are all in it for themselves, arseholes every one of them. That makes your comment even more odd really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 48 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: As I have replied to others Cheese, to be honest I hate them all, I have no interest in politics, they are all in it for themselves, arseholes every one of them. Sadly, this is the feeling of a lot of the electorate. It's also why the current government has been able to bumfuck us all for 12 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 54 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: To be honest Mick I hate them all, I have no interest in politics, they are all in it for themselves, arseholes every one of them. A healthy balanced approach 😃 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 (edited) 10 hours ago, gonzo said: Eccentric Bizarrely, some people think he is, and don't realise everything he does is very carefully orchestrated. The ill fitting suits, the messed up hair, the general bumbling around, it is all done for effect, and it's served him very well. He's a very clever bloke, who doesn't give a fuck about anybody other than himself, who knows how to play to his audience. Edited February 2, 2023 by Sweep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sweep said: Bizarrely, some people think he is, and don't realise everything he does is very carefully orchestrated. The ill fitting suits, the messed up hair, the general bumbling around, it is all done for effect, and it's served him very well. He's a very clever bloke, who doesn't give a fuck about anybody other than himself, who knows how to play to his audience. Which makes you wonder why he's always skint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 15 minutes ago, Cheese said: That makes your comment even more odd really. This is a football fans board which is steeped in banter, mirth and merriment, I and many many others post on the spur of the moment as a knee jerk reaction or maybe thought it was funny, then we move on, analysing every comment someone makes can't be good form you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: This is a football fans board which is steeped in banter, mirth and merriment, I and many many others post on the spur of the moment as a knee jerk reaction or maybe thought it was funny, then we move on, analysing every comment someone makes can't be good form you. What’s your opinion of Boris Johnson’s appearance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 A scruffy mop headed lying cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 1 minute ago, athywhite1958 said: A scruffy mop headed lying cunt Fair play. Hitler was always well turned out. Jesus wore a dress. Appearances aren’t everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 26 minutes ago, Spider said: Fair play. Hitler was always well turned out. And he had the trains running efficiently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 2, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 35 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: This is a football fans board which is steeped in banter, mirth and merriment, I and many many others post on the spur of the moment as a knee jerk reaction or maybe thought it was funny, then we move on, analysing every comment someone makes can't be good form you. Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 21 minutes ago, Traf said: And he had the trains running efficiently Have the Germans ever not had their trains running on time? Now you can sort of understand the Spainish wanting Franco back on an efficiency front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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