Matt Lofthouse Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 All the best fellow Wanderers ???? Quote
tarian1979 Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 After the child is in bed hoping to finish Xmas off by getting in her indoors knickers. 2/1 shot id say Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) Eating Christmas dinner away from home turf shitting etiquette - When the belly is so full that a good dump is the only possible form of pressure relief?  I made the short walk back home rather than drop my guts two doors and no stairs from a room of twelve...  A good call as I made an almighty sound like a posse of angry hippos rutting and left a stench like Burden's bogs.  Sweet relief  Just thought I'd share the festive image Edited December 25, 2017 by Youri McAnespie Quote
frank_spencer Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Family has fucked off how. Everything just in time. Everything for Steelers on the telly. Settled down with a sailor Jerry and traditional cola, belting Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 First year in our new house so thought it would be a good idea to host 11 people yesterday, 6 this afternoon and 7 this evening. Ended up eating virtually fuck all of the dinner, partly because I filled up on pate and toast to start, partly still seeing off the hangover from last night. Got a ton of booze in the house yet now everyone has gone all I want is a lie down and a glass of milk. Quote
Spider Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Eating Christmas dinner away from home turf shitting etiquette - When the belly is so full that a good dump is the only possible form of pressure relief?  I made the short walk back home rather than drop my guts two doors and no stairs from a room of twelve...  A good call as I made an almighty sound like a posse of angry hippos rutting and left a stench like Burden's bogs.  Sweet relief  Just thought I'd share the festive image I always look forward to my late evening Xmas Dump.  Due to being a poorly ickle soldier, I’ve been pissing out of my bot bot most of the day. Quote
MancWanderer Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Due to being a poorly ickle soldier, I’ve been pissing out of my bot bot most of the day. So I’m not the only one with a made up illness today. Banging headache all day, freezing and drenched with sweat and now I’ve come out with a rash on my face that makes me look like I’ve got leprosy. Struggled across to Bolton to have my Xmas dinner with my Mum so as not to leave an 80 year old on her own but boy do I feel woeful now Quote
Gonk Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Happy boxing day eve (what's left of it) Quote
glennboltw Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 Cracking meal at the royal balti house in sunny Farnworth with the family......can’t beat eating out on Christmas Day! Quote
Spider Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 I wrote my will at 5 o clock this morning. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 27, 2017 Posted December 27, 2017 I wrote my will at 5 o clock this morning. Who've you left your estate to? Sweaty ken? Quote
Whites man Posted December 27, 2017 Posted December 27, 2017 (edited) Great night in Bamboogy yesterday on the WWays Christmas piss up. Edited December 27, 2017 by Whites man Quote
MickyD Posted December 27, 2017 Posted December 27, 2017 Who were the two women fighting in Bamboogy? Quote
MancWanderer Posted December 27, 2017 Posted December 27, 2017 Maybe it's an age thing but who goes to a place called Bamboogy? Â Reminds me of that shithouse place opposite Cassanelli's outside Wiggun in the 80's Quote
Traf Posted December 28, 2017 Posted December 28, 2017 Who were the two women fighting in Bamboogy? Â Two? Â Seems like it was a proper ruck.... Â http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/15794893.Brawl_breaks_out_at_Bolton_nightclub_after_fight_between_two_women_escalates/?ref=mrb&lp=1 Quote
Burndens Bogs Posted December 28, 2017 Posted December 28, 2017 Maybe it's an age thing but who goes to a place called Bamboogy? Â Reminds me of that shithouse place opposite Cassanelli's outside Wiggun in the 80's Henry Africas? Quote
embankment Posted December 28, 2017 Posted December 28, 2017 Xmas was bobbins , except for the excellent dinner up Whitworth. Back in work boxing day. Worked through to tonight . Looking forward to the next 4days. (Me mum is on the mend ) Howfen pubs Friday Scopyons on Saturday .(don't be late back from the match Sputnik) Borrowing a dog on Sunday and stopping in ( because all the pubs are full of 1 night of the year tossers , who think they own the place ) Match on Monday . Quote
jeep Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Xmas was bobbins , except for the excellent dinner up Whitworth. Back in work boxing day. Worked through to tonight . Looking forward to the next 4days. (Me mum is on the mend ) Howfen pubs Friday Scopyons on Saturday .(don't be late back from the match Sputnik) Borrowing a dog on Sunday and stopping in ( because all the pubs are full of 1 night of the year tossers , who think they own the place ) Match on Monday . Glad to hear your mum is better. Nice to see you pre Xmas, ya looked fucked lad. My mate appreciated the drinks too Quote
embankment Posted December 30, 2017 Posted December 30, 2017 Glad to hear your mum is better. Nice to see you pre Xmas, ya looked fucked lad. My mate appreciated the drinks too Cheers pal.Yep things getting abit better, Massive next few days with xrays to see if things are on the mend. Ta for the kind thoughts. See ya in Spoons. Quote
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