Has the “Peter Kay rumour” thread been removed?

 

Apparently it’s his funeral tomorrow

8 minutes ago, FrancisFogarty said:

No mention of the table tennis balls from when Sticky Vicky auditioned.

There's a bar in Benners where you can lick a lasses fanny for €10. She pours a shot over it and you lick it off.

Sticky Vickys daughter needs to up her game.

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

There's a bar in Benners where you can lick a lasses fanny for €10. She pours a shot over it and you lick it off.

Sticky Vickys daughter needs to up her game.

I’ve not been to Benners but from what I gather an outlay of €10 would earn you a lick off most lasses. What’s that a couple of drinks?

1 hour ago, FrancisFogarty said:

I’ve not been to Benners but from what I gather an outlay of €10 would earn you a lick off most lasses. What’s that a couple of drinks?

Plus licking a fanny

Edited April 22, 20242 yr by DirtySanchez

At least it would disinfect the area first!

 

17 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

Plus licking a fanny

Hahaha, I got it arse about face..

8 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Good god.

58 minutes ago, gonzo said:

So Big E is bi after all!

 

That’s Jade I think btw, she organises trips

Fuck me bet she is Minted 

I'd rather have a pint of Carling

2 hours ago, Zico said:

I'd rather have a pint of Carling

And Carling's shit.

12 hours ago, gonzo said:

That's one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

"Good trip love?"

...."yeah lovely, just had a few round the old town and ate tapas"

5 hours ago, gonzo said:

"Good trip love?"

...."yeah lovely, just had a few round the old town and ate tapas"

I'm reliably informed that much worse than the "pussy shots" takes place in some of the old town establishments 

Postponed again. Funnily enough, I was round the Etihad Campus yesterday and went to have a look. I was going to post yesterday that I doubted whether it would be ready for next week. Only saw the outside though so it wasn’t the best of inspections.

On 22/04/2024 at 16:28, FrancisFogarty said:

I’ve not been to Benners but from what I gather an outlay of €10 would earn you a lick off most lasses. What’s that a couple of drinks?

5 pints of fosters 

On 26/04/2024 at 13:07, BobyBrno said:

Postponed again. Funnily enough, I was round the Etihad Campus yesterday and went to have a look. I was going to post yesterday that I doubted whether it would be ready for next week. Only saw the outside though so it wasn’t the best of inspections.

The rearranged days are ambitious apparently. Big question around how they fielded the test event safely when considered how many issues thereafter. 

Finally got to see him last night absolutely superb yes there was a couple of old parts but overall a lot of new stuff but fuck me what a rip off the coop is for a drink and food £7.50 for a pastie and £6 for 330ml peroni in a can and it took 1 hour to get off car park were it's £25 to park 

2 hours ago, 1969 said:

Finally got to see him last night absolutely superb yes there was a couple of old parts but overall a lot of new stuff but fuck me what a rip off the coop is for a drink and food £7.50 for a pastie and £6 for 330ml peroni in a can and it took 1 hour to get off car park were it's £25 to park 

It was £9.35 a pint at the O2 for the Darts final.

Fucking scandalous. 

Dont forget lads 

£150K club

Good on him. Can't stand hecklers at stand up shows. Especially if it's someone so thick that the best they can come up with is "Garlic bread!"

 

Edited February 11, 20251 yr by Cheese

Bit ott tbh, a whole four mins to boot someone out, 

4 hours ago, Cheese said:

Good on him. Can't stand hecklers at stand up shows. Especially if it's someone so thick that the best they can come up with is "Garlic bread!"

 

Hecklers do my head in 

But that all seems a bit much if all they've done is shout garlic bread 

Presumably they've done it repeatedly 

 

13 minutes ago, Zico said:

Hecklers do my head in 

But that all seems a bit much if all they've done is shout garlic bread 

Presumably they've done it repeatedly 

 

His statement said Lisa Riley done it approx 4 times and people around her was staring to get pissed off 

7 hours ago, L/H White said:

His statement said Lisa Riley done it approx 4 times and people around her was staring to get pissed off 

Years ago my mate BT lad

put a extra phone scocket in he Bedroom in her new house 

There was a on-Suit with a shower in 

His mate said to Him

The Fat Fuck Wont Fit In That Shower 

She was at the bedroom door  Do you want a cup of tea lads