Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 30, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I thought you went to oggies? 😆 explains a lot Oggies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 30, 2020 Members Share Posted April 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Oggies? Oggi and Washingtons and she refuses to do it, she said makes me look like a hooligan, I said well it was good enough for you when we met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Oggies? My poor attempt at humour pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 30, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: My poor attempt at humour pal Sorry about that, just never heard of the place. I was wondering if it was a barber's full of topless beauties; would have discreetly enquired as to its whereabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 30, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Get the Mrs to shave it off for you. Even better get her to do it topless. Something extremely erotic about nipples caressing the neck/back etc whilst having your bonce fettled. Years ago, was shagging a girl who was training up as masseuse She'd come round every Sunday with her table and she'd do me a massage in the nude in my front room, whilst we both got stoned Was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 30, 2020 Members Share Posted April 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: Years ago, was shagging a girl who was training up as masseuse She'd come round every Sunday with her table and she'd do me a massage in the nude in my front room, whilst we both got stoned Was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 done she's done a good job tbf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Mrs just had a crack at mine. And then the charge ran out on my clippers. Now sporting a Chuck Moseley/Kurt Brandon look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 After 4 cans of cider and a bottle of red wine I decided to get the clippers out. Usually do a No. 1 every 2 weeks. Waited 3 weeks, and done a no blade clipper cut. I like it. May get the razor on it next time....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Boris said nothing on hairdressers, which is disappointing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 11, 2020 Members Share Posted May 11, 2020 12 hours ago, boltondiver said: Boris said nothing on hairdressers, which is disappointing Not open until July at the earliest. Something is going to be needed to be done to my swede Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, Rudy’s Message said: Not open until July at the earliest. Something is going to be needed to be done to my swede Shave it off shave it off shave it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I got rid of mine a couple of weeks back, number 3 all over Dont mind it to be fair, could get used to it and save myself a couple of hundred quid a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I ordered some clippers from Boots last week as mine really needs to go. I last had it cut in mid-February so a No 3 all over is happening this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Clippers, no guard, simples. Go for the concentration camp look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 11, 2020 Members Share Posted May 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Traf said: Clippers, no guard, simples. Go for the concentration camp look. Zwei veeks in ze kuhler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 11, 2020 Members Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: Shave it off shave it off shave it off I would if I could find some cunting clippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 11, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 11, 2020 looks like I'm stuck with this look for a bit longer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: looks like I'm stuck with this look for a bit longer: That's one weird filum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 My mullet is now so epic I'm starting to favver Pat Sharpe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: My mullet is now so epic I'm starting to favver Pat Sharpe How come that when i copy and paste the url of an image to put on here, my post just shows the fucking link and not the image? Edited May 11, 2020 by Burndens Bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Click "Insert other media" (bottom right of the reply box) Post the image URL in the box that appears and Robert is your mother's brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I've gone the other way during this and haven't shaved head nor beard (which is now up to my eyes nearly). I like to think I favour yon man from game of thrones but my mrs just says I'm a lazy, scruffy get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 11, 2020 Members Share Posted May 11, 2020 My loving wife said the length of my beard is an absolute disgrace and I look homeless. 10 year anniversary soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Looked at clippers bloody expensive Let the Mrs have a bash with scissors looks alreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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