Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 @Mr Grey Who cares about whom a girl/woman purports to 'support' (at least until they've proved it) - I always take such proclamations with a pinch of salt. I'd give Riley one on the centre-spot at the Theatre of Shite, at half-time of a sold-out Manchester Derby, with Paddy Crerand and Gary Neville commentating, Cantona doing the halftime draw and Mike Riley officiating. Going back to Corrie - I came across this splendid image t'other day... Probably taken during Ms. Shaw's coke-fuelled free and easy period. "Cum on my cobbles!" Tracy's romps v https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Coke-fuelled+sex+with+a+stranger%3B+RACY+SHAW%3A+THE+INSIDE+STORY+OF+HER...-a092206228 Quote
Members Rudy Posted January 11, 2021 Members Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, barryk32 said: What..... the..... fuck...... is this ย The legend that is Frank Reynolds, aka The Warthog aka Dr Mantis Toboggan akaย Danny Devito Quote
Moderators Zico Posted January 11, 2021 Moderators Posted January 11, 2021 50 minutes ago, DazBob said: Who the fuck is Jackie Jossa? Jossa's Giants Quote
Moderators Zico Posted January 11, 2021 Moderators Posted January 11, 2021 22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Mr Greyid give Riley one on the centre-spot at the Theatre of Shite, at half-time of a sold-out Manchester Derby, with Paddy Crerand and Gary Neville commentating, Cantona doing the halftime draw and Mike Riley officiating. I used to work with his grand daughter, nay tits but had a look of Tara Reid about her and you definitely would Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Back in the day she was a top bird, unfortunately on that picture she's got a pot noodle haircut and a broken skirt zip, would suck the fuck off them puppies noses though ๐คช I didn't notice her barnet... I took the zip thing as a plus point. ๐ Quote
Members Rudy Posted January 11, 2021 Members Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: Apart from her being from Sarfend and 'supporting' the filth, Rachel Riley is consistently Champion's League... She's 100% real, the only breast enhancements she's had is due to having a kid - and they're still perky and pinky. Michelle Keegan has had more work done than The Cutty Sark - no wonder Corrie killed her off, supposed to be Bargirl-next-door and she's turning up on set like the long lost Kardashian sister... If she snuffs it she could be recycled into a gross of hooded fleece zip-ups. I have no idea who this Jossa girl is but after Googling I only presume you're joking...She looks like she crammed the formerly stunning now terminally salad-dodging Kelly Brook into a Naan bread and scoffed her with sides of onion bhahjis, chicken pakora and xxl fries. She's ^ sublime, head and shoulders above this munter v ๐ Fuckin hellย Brad Pitt is hereย Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said: I used to work with his grand daughter, nay tits but had a look of Tara Reid about her and you definitely would Lebowski Tara Reid? Not car crash Tara Reid? Rules... Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Fuckin hellย Brad Pitt is hereย I admit I'm becoming a picky fucker in my dotage. If I was a chubbmeister I'd have zero qualms about being with a girl of similar stature. It's not them it's me... And it's Hardy not Pitt - my doppelgรคnger. ย Quote
tomski Posted January 11, 2021 Author Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Sorry @tomskilad, you was only selling a couch on this thread and I've turned it into a nipple sucking filthy chat thread. Again, sorry, I hope you get rid of you l shape jizz stained sofa ๐๐ปย Haha donโt worry about it. Iโll bring it with me. Nowt major mate Quote
little whitt Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 39 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Mr Grey Who cares about whom a girl/woman purports to 'support' (at least until they've proved it) - I always take such proclamations with a pinch of salt. I'd give Riley one on the centre-spot at the Theatre of Shite, at half-time of a sold-out Manchester Derby, with Paddy Crerand and Gary Neville commentating, Cantona doing the halftime draw and Mike Riley officiating. Going back to Corrie - I came across this splendid image t'other day... Probably taken during Ms. Shaw's coke-fuelled free and easy period. "Cum on my cobbles!" Tracy's romps v https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Coke-fuelled+sex+with+a+stranger%3B+RACY+SHAW%3A+THE+INSIDE+STORY+OF+HER...-a092206228 id RUIN that Quote
Members Rudy Posted January 11, 2021 Members Posted January 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I admit I'm becoming a picky fucker in my dotage. If I was a chubbmeister I'd have zero qualms about being with a girl of similar stature. It's not them it's me... And it's Hardy not Pitt - my doppelgรคnger. ย I pictured Harold Steptoe Quote
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 11, 2021 Members Posted January 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I admit I'm becoming a picky fucker in my dotage. If I was a chubbmeister I'd have zero qualms about being with a girl of similar stature. It's not them it's me... And it's Hardy not Pitt - my doppelgรคnger. ย More cushin' for pushin' innit.ย Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: I pictured Harold Steptoe I don't favver him. However I did briefly live with my old man after my mam passed... I'm sure he used to spitefully try to scupper my chances with birds tho'. The diiirty old man. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: More cushin' for pushin' innit.ย ย Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Mr Grey Who cares about whom a girl/woman purports to 'support' (at least until they've proved it) - I always take such proclamations with a pinch of salt. I'd give Riley one on the centre-spot at the Theatre of Shite, at half-time of a sold-out Manchester Derby, with Paddy Crerand and Gary Neville commentating, Cantona doing the halftime draw and Mike Riley officiating. Going back to Corrie - I came across this splendid image t'other day... Probably taken during Ms. Shaw's coke-fuelled free and easy period. "Cum on my cobbles!" Tracy's romps v https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Coke-fuelled+sex+with+a+stranger%3B+RACY+SHAW%3A+THE+INSIDE+STORY+OF+HER...-a092206228 Ha ha, thats got to be a photo shop bobblehead. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Ha ha, thats got to be a photo shop bobblehead. That copy has been photoshopped but the body is definitely hers. I remember it (the unaltered photo) featuring at the time (around 2000-ish) in various low-rent red top publications - mainly in 'Look at Maxine! Isn't she a scrawny coked-out slag?' articles. Those type of warm-hearted 'news' stories... Edited January 11, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Gonk Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 Speaking of Nips - I present Toyah - yes that one - she has matured well: ย ย Quote
fatty Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gonk said: Speaking of Nips - I present Toyah - yes that one - she has matured well: ย ย I prefer her to the Corrie bird whoโs too skinny.ย Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gonk said: Speaking of Nips - I present Toyah - yes that one - she has matured well: ย ย Is that from her OnlyFans 'requests' section... I thought it must be about ten years ago at least, but no, she should sell her secret - absolutely belting. I bet Phil Daniels is kicking himself now, fucked perky Toyah off for a Tweenie. Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 11, 2021 Site Supporter Posted January 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gonk said: Speaking of Nips - I present Toyah - yes that one - she has matured well: ย ย Can somebody tell me if she's mounting a fistmaster? Quote
Bigtoe Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Can somebody tell me if she's mounting a fistmaster? I don't think so unless its a newer model, mine doesn't have those wrap around handles Quote
Moderators Casino Posted January 11, 2021 Moderators Posted January 11, 2021 2 hours ago, tomski said: Haha donโt worry about it. Iโll bring it with me. Nowt major mate I assumed the HarwoodFurnitureStandard Squad had been round and rejected it OK for radcliffe and LL Quote
Guest Posted January 12, 2021 Posted January 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Can somebody tell me if she's mounting a fistmaster? Bit of a look of Sturgeon Quote
tomski Posted January 12, 2021 Author Posted January 12, 2021 10 hours ago, Casino said: I assumed the HarwoodFurnitureStandard Squad had been round and rejected it OK for radcliffe and LL Haha give over Quote
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