DazBob Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Not sure if it's because I'm just walking now more than I've done since I was a kid, but the amount of dog shit I'm seeing on pavements is ridiculous. Literally have to watch wherever I'm walking so I don't stand in any. The worst area is between the top of New Hall Lane and the Doffcocker pub. In fact, this morning there is a freshly laid pile slap bang in the middle of the pavement outside the pub. Someone is going to be mightily pissed off if they step in that, it's going to take more than a knife over the kitchen sink to get that off. I thought folk were generally more responsible when it comes to their dogs' shit these days? I dunno, or maybe all the shit I'm seeing is just one rogue owner - and if it is I'm gonna rub his/her nose in it if I catch them. Quote
gonzo Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Mate its absolutely outrageous. Weve gone back to how it was in the 80's. Spend all day dodging the stuff. My mrs says some cunt leaves it every night outside our kids school on a bit of a blind spot. Horrible bastards. Quote
kent_white Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Get your cameras out and name and shame! Quote
jeep Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 There's no Dog Shit on the pavements of Howfen.... Quote
Dr Faustus Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Does my head in, always take one of the kids with me to pick my dogs shit up Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Seems to get worse when the weather turns shit. Lazy cunts don't walk so far and it often seems to accumulate in certain areas. Entrances to green areas for example. Cunts. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) I dont understand the ones who bag it up and leave it. Surely you've done the hard bit picking it up. Put it in a bin you dirty bastards. Edited January 28, 2021 by bolton_blondie Quote
jules_darby Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Totally agree - it's everywhere! Cos every fucker has bought one over the past few months. Alot prob not had one before A dog is for life not just for lockdown Jules - proud owner of zero pets Quote
little whitt Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Mate its absolutely outrageous. Weve gone back to how it was in the 80's. Spend all day dodging the stuff. My mrs says some cunt leaves it every night outside our kids school on a bit of a blind spot. Horrible bastards. its Blackpool are you sure its Dog shit Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 You dog lovers are not doing anything to convince me. Clever cats go far away, dig up a patch of earth and then cover it up. Lovely little things. I have to say, I've not seen anymore than usual. Quote
deane koontz Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 23 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I dont understand the ones who bag it up and leave it. Surely you've done the hard bit picking it up. Put it in a bin you dirty bastards. Aye, dirty fuckers decorating trees and fences with poo bags. They'd be better off just leaving it on the floor. Still nowhere near Madrid for shit pavements. Quote
only1swanny Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Someone's been letting theirs go in our front garden, about 7/8 piles of it that weren't there when we moved in. Assuming some lazy git with an extender lead, if I catch him ill rub his nose in it! Quote
Rudy Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 I’ve caught a few people recently, took their picture in anticipation of them not picking it up, shouted them back when they didn’t. TBF I look like I just like taking pictures of dogs shitting Quote
Spider Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 I was walking mine the other night and some round shouldered teenager was pulling his dog along ahead of me. Dog has a shit, lad is trying to stop him, then starts to skulk away hoping no one has seen it. I had. So I shouted after him that he’d forgotten to clean up the shit “not got any bags mate” ”it’s ok” I replied “ I have plenty” so he keeps moving off, I walk up beside him with a poo bag and suggest he picks it up. It was a glorious sight watching him retch as he mashed the turds into a bag. The cunt. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 14 minutes ago, Spider said: I was walking mine the other night and some round shouldered teenager was pulling his dog along ahead of me. Dog has a shit, lad is trying to stop him, then starts to skulk away hoping no one has seen it. I had. So I shouted after him that he’d forgotten to clean up the shit “not got any bags mate” ”it’s ok” I replied “ I have plenty” so he keeps moving off, I walk up beside him with a poo bag and suggest he picks it up. It was a glorious sight watching him retch as he mashed the turds into a bag. The cunt. Been there. Done that. Quote
Carlos Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 I saw a girl the other day trying to clean up after her bulldog. It had dolloped what looked like a chicken korma on the pavement, she was scooping it up with her cupped hands. On the other hand, not literally, loads of fuckers with dogs returning home day in, day out with no poo bags in their hands. Do the math. Quote
Biggish Dave Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 I always prefer getting home without any shitbags in my hand but there are plenty of bins round my walking areas - or if people are too lazy to take their wheelie bins away, i'll pop a big in their bin. Quote
Sweep Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Carlos said: On the other hand, not literally, loads of fuckers with dogs returning home day in, day out with no poo bags in their hands. Do the math. We've loads of dog poo bins around here, so fortunately, I don't think I can remember the last time I saw a dog turd on the pavement. As a responsible dog owner, I always clean up after the mutt, but if I know it's a bit of a trek to the nearest bin, then I generally like to tie the steaming poo bag to a tree branch, so it looks like a little festive poo bauble, to cheer up other people who might be out for a stroll Quote
Guest Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Nowhere near as bad as it used to be before doggers were asked to pick it up. Out of interest, which is worst for the world; Dog Shit left on the ground, which, apparently, can lead to kids dying (how many died from it?) or Damage to the environment caused by single use plastic? Quote
kent_white Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 My dog used to plop in installments on our walks. An a short, early, almost cursory plop. A second and altogether lengthier affair around 10 minutes in. The main bulk. A third which followed shortly thereafter and was often of a runnier consistency requiring the cupping technique described above. The trick was to try and get her back home and on the flags before plop 3 as it often needed to be hosed down. Also - never give a dog sweetcorn! Quote
Rudy Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 I saw a woman having a shit n Bolton town centre not that long ago. I doubt she picked it up, so can we all stop being so quick to place the blame on dogs Quote
Sweep Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Nowhere near as bad as it used to be before doggers were asked to pick it up. Out of interest, which is worst for the world; Dog Shit left on the ground, which, apparently, can lead to kids dying (how many died from it?) or Damage to the environment caused by single use plastic? Single use plastic, but I presume if you're referring to poo bags, then they're bio-degradable, so not too much of an issue Quote
Zico Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 if there is on thing that is worse than not cleaning up your dog shit, it's putting it in a bag then tying the bag to a fucking branch Quote
Rudy Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sweep said: Single use plastic, but I presume if you're referring to poo bags, then they're bio-degradable, so not too much of an issue Does it degrade when hung on a fence? Quote
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